blanket gropler

A person who stays under a blanket all day in his underwear, hiding from life, playing pocket pool in his pants.

Evan decided to be a blanket gropler after is girlfriend broke up with him.

by Evan the rapper August 28, 2017

Pulling blankets

Stretching out a long piece of foreskin above and beyond the penis’ length.

She was pulling blankets right as he came and his juice was trapped inside, avoiding her lips.

by Bubbito October 18, 2019

Blanket Blade

When you go on a all out porn binge and have no tissues so your blankets takes the shape of a prison shank.

The other day i walked in on my son masturbating and he was quickly on guard with his blanket blade, good thing i had one also otherwise I'd be a goner.

by Tantibus September 22, 2014

Blanket Tosser

A woman that makes your bed and gives you a blow job.

She's a real blanket tosser. She'll make your bed and give you a blow job.

by printsngiggles January 9, 2016

Panda Blanket

A male who is whipped by their female asian companion could be said to be wearing a "Panda Blanket."

"Hey, Ricky, you comin tonight?"
"Nawh man sorry. Sun's not feelin well i gotta go keep her company."
"Jeez Rick, im surprised you even manage to breath wrapped so tightly in that Panda Blanket."

by thatkid129 April 10, 2009

Frankel blanket

The moment of post-coital bliss during which your partner completely covers you with his full weight, head to toe. In any other instance, it would be too heavy to bear, but instead, the weight brings a euphoric melding of minds/ bodies, both fully spent, neither able or willing to imagine ever moving from the position again. The Frankel blanket could last ten seconds, or two minutes, until deep breaths return to normal, the moment lifts and is gone. The memory becomes the go-to recall for future fantasies when alone, re-imagined again and again, wished for. Deeply. Desired. There is scientific evidence of the tangible benefits of Frankel blankets, weighted blankets, which promote positive thoughts. Reduce oldness. Ensure happiness. For infinity. For Reals.

My first experience with a Frankel blanket was 3nd and I instantly knew: i’m in. Más. Por favor. Get back to it! And keep eating... cookies. The more weighted the blanket, the better the tangible benefit.

by Weivkao January 2, 2019

burrito blanket

When you roll yourself in so many blankets that you become very comfy and fluffy in them like a burrito. Used in cold temperatures and is most enjoyable when binge watching. Also can be used in times of sadness to curl up in and hide because of how fluffy it can be.

Tyler: What are you doing?
Jordan: I was cold so I wrapped myself into a burrito blanket
Tyler: How does it feel?
Jordan: It's very comfy and fluffy and I feel very nice
Tyler: Well I guess you found another way to add 10 pounds to your weight involving burritos
Jordan: Hey, burritos don't make me fat
Tyler: Yes they do, and you managed to find another way to make you fat. Now involving damn burrito blankets
Jordan: *curls inside burrito blanket to hide and cry*

by NightWalker21 July 27, 2019