Noun 1) The act of being tricked into attending some type of religious invite. Usually pertaining to being invited to church by some holy roller who pretends to be nice to you right before they spring "By the way would you like to go church with me?"
Verb 2) How a person can ruin your complete fucking day by asking you to go to their kooky cult like church after they do you a solid. i.e. "Thanks James for helping me paint my house." "No problem Dedan...say you want to go to church with me?"
Verb 2) How a person can ruin your complete fucking day by asking you to go to their kooky cult like church after they do you a solid. i.e. "Thanks James for helping me paint my house." "No problem Dedan...say you want to go to church with me?"
Kevin: Hey man how you are doing?
Drew: Pretty good just getting ready for the weekend! Thanks for letting me borrow your car today.
Kevin: Anytime man! Got any big plans for the weekend?
Drew: Nada, I'm just trying to get my chill on!
Kevin: That sounds good...say you want to go to church with me since you have no real plans?
Drew: Dog did you just try to bible mack me?
Drew: Pretty good just getting ready for the weekend! Thanks for letting me borrow your car today.
Kevin: Anytime man! Got any big plans for the weekend?
Drew: Nada, I'm just trying to get my chill on!
Kevin: That sounds good...say you want to go to church with me since you have no real plans?
Drew: Dog did you just try to bible mack me?
by Form-VII April 9, 2009
Get the Bible Mackmug. by fgalkin November 13, 2004
Get the Bible-humpingmug. An extremely fanatical religous zealot,
often characterized by their constant refences to the bible and their intent on converting everyone in a 100 mile radius.
They are essentially the same as Islamic fundamentalists, with the same religous zeal and fantacism.
"Hands that help are far better than lips that pray."
often characterized by their constant refences to the bible and their intent on converting everyone in a 100 mile radius.
They are essentially the same as Islamic fundamentalists, with the same religous zeal and fantacism.
"Hands that help are far better than lips that pray."
by Michael C. L. July 9, 2005
Get the Bible Thumpermug. Someone who thinks they know everything about the Bible and religion. They often throw the Bible in your face every chance they get. They think they are the perfect example of a Christian, when in fact by judging others they are sinning also.
Girl - I can't date him because he doesn't read the bible.
By-Stander - God, she's such a bible snob!
By-Stander - God, she's such a bible snob!
by x0BL1T3R4T10Nx August 16, 2008
Get the Bible Snobmug. A member of the bible belt.
One who dwells in the realm of mental slavery.
A WASP, jingoistic, ethnocentric, fascitic, megalomaniac, fundamentalist, Jesus freak, ignorant, republican, and missing the good ol' Confederate States of American when cotton pickers could properly do their job without being freed by those darned yankees.
One who dwells in the realm of mental slavery.
A WASP, jingoistic, ethnocentric, fascitic, megalomaniac, fundamentalist, Jesus freak, ignorant, republican, and missing the good ol' Confederate States of American when cotton pickers could properly do their job without being freed by those darned yankees.
by jfp & Jordan February 7, 2008
Get the bible belteemug. by Fucka January 3, 2004
Get the bible thumpermug. someone who uses the bible and religion to get as much money out of people as they can. Like always calling for donations, seed money ect.
Bible+money fucker
Bible+money fucker
by Deep blue 2012 September 1, 2009
Get the Bible fuckermug.