oh-bese

Someone so fat, it's shocking. Beyond obese.

Did you see that? She was OH-BESE!!

by Southern Chrome December 8, 2004

Beasel

A word that can be used anyway, and can be anything you want the word to be. Its uses are limitless.

Below are some examples of how it can be used in conversation.

-What in the beasel is going on in here?
-Dude, where the beasel is my beasel?
-Who in the beasel are you?
-Beasel?
-Yesterday, I was trying to beasel my way to the beasel when this beasel comes up and is all in my beasel so I beasel him right in his beasel and he goes "OH SHIT, MY BEASEL" and runs away.
-One time, I was at this beasel and this stupid beasel named drew comes up to me and says "Want some beasel?". I kicked him in the beasel and he fell to the ground. I stood over him and screamed "You suck at life!". He then began to cry, acting very much like a beasel.

by Bad Religion Destroys You February 15, 2006

Besser

A person who claims to love some-one but actuly fancys someone else (that i call a duck). Usely the victim is a neek and ends up emotionly dead and is left alone for the rest of the however long until they find some-else.
My last attempt to post this was rejected so I've used less names in this one

Besser: (to victim after liking for a couple of weeks): hey (name here) do you wana go out do that disco
Victim: (bright red): um... Sure why not

2 weeks later

Besser: ITS OVER! come on (ducks name here). Lets go to that disco you saw

victim (pissed off at every-one): WHAT THE F*** that was the only person i ever liked my life is RUINED

by BobHazUzi November 5, 2010

beseeched

To have begged.

Thy hast beseeched thy family's name and honour.

by Holla Back! January 26, 2003

betsey

To not have any friends who you haven't made out with

Yahh you

by John Ritello April 4, 2003

berserk

Being unbelievably high on a drug, including but not limited to: marijuana, pills, cocaine, heroin etc. Excludes alcohol.

I smoked 3 bowls and two blunts... I was berserk!

by brutha_darkness February 20, 2011

Beausejour

A word which can be said to interrupt someone mid-explanation. If the explanation is really long, and tedious, then the listener can suddenly shout 'Beausejour', and the events which follow are at the shouters risk.

Alex: I find that x squared, minus the squared root of 2 raised to the power of 5 multip-

Matt: BEAUSEJOUR.

by Ashdo_Lover December 8, 2011