While a girl is giving you The Blumpkin (Taking a shit on the can while receiving a blow job), your stomach becomes sour and end up vomiting all over her hair. This can be caused by excess drinking (blumpkin salad w/ italian dressing), or food poisoning (blumpkin salad w/ bleu cheese).
Jake: Dude, I gave Krista a Blumpkin Salad last night with tons of dressing.
Matt: No way, what kind of dressing?
Jake: She had the bleu cheese, we went to a chinese buffet.
Matt: No way, what kind of dressing?
Jake: She had the bleu cheese, we went to a chinese buffet.
by Mike Du. May 20, 2010
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"No way, who had the biggest blumpkin?"
"Steve planted a massive one."
"No way, who had the biggest blumpkin?"
"Steve planted a massive one."
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Get the Poor Man's Blumpkin mug.A sexual act where the woman lies on her back, while the man squats over her. She sucks his dick while he simultaneously takes a shit on her. A combination of a blumpkin and a cleaveland steamer.
(Guy1): Hey man, how was the date last night?
(Guy2): It was awesome, I blumpland steamered her and their was corn in my shit!
(Guy2): It was awesome, I blumpland steamered her and their was corn in my shit!
by ItsGoodToBeTheKing February 10, 2008
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The raunchiest act of the famous "blumpkin" to the next extreme calling it the Upper Decker Double Blumpkin.
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