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Blumpkin Salad

While a girl is giving you The Blumpkin (Taking a shit on the can while receiving a blow job), your stomach becomes sour and end up vomiting all over her hair. This can be caused by excess drinking (blumpkin salad w/ italian dressing), or food poisoning (blumpkin salad w/ bleu cheese).
Jake: Dude, I gave Krista a Blumpkin Salad last night with tons of dressing.

Matt: No way, what kind of dressing?

Jake: She had the bleu cheese, we went to a chinese buffet.
by Mike Du. May 20, 2010
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Blumpkin Patch

When a whole line (or bathroom) of stalls is filled with men getting blumpkins.
"Were you at the party last night dude? Super epic blumpkin patch."

"No way, who had the biggest blumpkin?"

"Steve planted a massive one."
by PeterWalrussocks October 1, 2011
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Bemp

Someone or something funny and large. Can also be an insult towards someone.
Did u see that guy Joe, he’s a bemp.
by weknowdewaebutudont January 16, 2018
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auto-blumpkin

Everyday at 5:00 PM Tom gives himself a salary auto-blumpkin at work.
by milfhunter37 November 3, 2003
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Poor Man's Blumpkin

The act of masturbating while defecating. It is the next best thing to a true blumpkin.
"Larry's girlfriend didn't come over, so he ended up getting a poor man's blumpkin that night."
by Mudkipz9001 October 9, 2009
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Blumpland Steamer

A sexual act where the woman lies on her back, while the man squats over her. She sucks his dick while he simultaneously takes a shit on her. A combination of a blumpkin and a cleaveland steamer.
(Guy1): Hey man, how was the date last night?
(Guy2): It was awesome, I blumpland steamered her and their was corn in my shit!
by ItsGoodToBeTheKing February 10, 2008
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Upper Decker Double Blumpkin

The act of sitting on the top part of a toilet and shitting while getting head by the girl who is strattling towards you on the bottom seat while also taking a dump at the same time.
The raunchiest act of the famous "blumpkin" to the next extreme calling it the Upper Decker Double Blumpkin.
by Dante Rau July 20, 2006
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