grey beard

In Information Technology and specifically Computer Science, the term "Grey beard" or "Greybeard" is used as a droll, sarcastic way to describe any person who is older. Typically, a Grey Beard in IT will be very specific about methodology and have well-reasoned arguments about why the methods they are using are superior to current ideas and methods. Many times, they're not wrong!

Computer scientist Douglas Crockford's infamous talk on Quality is deeply insightful; one would expect nothing less from a grey beard.

by MmollzZ February 24, 2017

beard-burn

rough scrapey feeling from having someone with a beard rub against you, usually during kissing, but often during other stuff.

i got beard burn between my ass cheeks last night.

by minghi May 31, 2003

Beard Leave

The act of taking a leave of absence from your place of work for the expressed purpose of growing a Beard...

*Non Bearded Man* "I'm taking a fortnight off to grow a Beard"

*Bearded Boss* "That's ok, I'll record is as Beard Leave"

by Vegas James September 27, 2011

lazy bear

A sexual position in which the male lies motionless on top of a female until he ejaculates. This position requires much practice for lazy bears almost always go into hibernation.

Joey- "Bro I totally pulled a lazy bear on my economics teacher last night."

Bryce- "NO WAY! Last time I was with her I totally went into hibernation"

Robbert- "That's because you're not as skilled and as well-endowed as Joey"

by Bernie69 September 30, 2010

care bear bop

The act of a male masturbating while watching the Care Bears cartoon TV series with the ultimate goal of timing his ejaculation with the Care Bear Stare (when they shoot the light out of their stomachs).

Nate and I showed up a little early to pick up Travis to go get some wings and beer and apparently we should have knocked first. We caught him doing the Care Bear Bop. He was so focused on trying to spoo during the Care Bear Stare he didn't even see us come in. Nate finally got his attention when he started throwing up a little in his own mouth.

by torqueboy September 20, 2012

crisis beard

When a normally clean shaven man forgoes shaving during a crisis, so that others around him know that he is fully engaged in resolving the crisis and not worrying about minor things like hygiene

The situation must be serious, because Bob is developing one heck of a crisis beard.

by Stoic Leader October 3, 2013

Raging bear

A brand of New Zealand spiced navy rum.

Person 1 "Do you like raging bear rum?"

Person 2 "No"

Person 1 "Then you haven't been to New Zealand or your a homosexual."

by Kracked88 September 12, 2015