two spurt bert

a man that ejaculates prematurley

i was with this guy last night and he was a real two spurt bert.

by pinkprincess370 February 7, 2010

Bert gerdah

A cliché or something you knew was going to happen.

DAMNNN JAMAL DIED LAST WEEK??? DAMNNNN! what a bert gerdah.

by T0PAZ Ryuubenski February 11, 2021

Bert sexual

The act lf being attracted to that boi Bert

Sorry i cant date u im bert sexual

by Ace the greatest July 11, 2022

bert

another word for sayin not

im home alone and scared, bert

by ?:>"{}| April 17, 2009

bert

to be overweight , fat , greasy

hey kyal , looking like a bert today.
hey man youv e put on weight , you must be a bert now.
look at that bert over there.

by berties March 20, 2019

Pulling a Bert

The act of peeing in a cup and then falsely selling it as lemonade

My friend was working in a food truck and ran out of lemonade, so he had to pull a bert to sell the last 3 cups

He’s definitely Pulling a Bert

by Gopher7923 April 12, 2024

Bert Squirt

The same exact technique as giving a woman the shocker. But the person giving the Bert Squirt is missing part of their pinky finger. Therefore instead of " Two in the pink and one in the stink", it is Two in the pink and half in the stink. This technique is satisfying to both partners because the partner on the receiving end is enjoying a half pinky with no fingernail being lodged up her butthole, while the partner on the giving end is feeling the woman's stink wrinkles pucker like a hummingbird heart all over his damaged nerve endings sending them both into squirt mode.

I gave my wife the Bert squirt last night, now the ceiling in our bedroom looks like a jackson pollock painting with a black light on!

by Chingycheeze August 20, 2021