bert

Somebody that you know from Alberta

"Ryan's a bert"

"What's up, bert?"

by lilhip February 28, 2017

Bert

Verb. Drinking heavily to the point of passing out!

I'm going out and get Bert

by PsyopMedic November 9, 2020

Bert Alert

When an emergency meeting is called and you get a boner

Shit! uhhhh... bert alert...

by Bert alert October 28, 2020

Bert gerdah

A cliché or something you knew was going to happen.

DAMNNN JAMAL DIED LAST WEEK??? DAMNNNN! what a bert gerdah.

by T0PAZ Ryuubenski February 11, 2021

Bert

Absolutely anything

Thats bert that

by anonymous December 2, 2021

Bert

Usually dirty minded laughs hard at everything and usually has a friend named Logan

Bert

by Lovenlife101 February 3, 2020

On Bert

Norbert that one dude who got unrightfully kicked from a skribbl.io lobby
Derived from "On God", the only exception being Norbert > God

Beta cuck: "Your girlfriend looks like my mom"
Chad: "On Bert"

by Chicken Lord May 26, 2020