Lovely Bert 

1. A term for an incomprehensible expression on a vanity license plate, usually utilizing confusing acronyms and "text speak".

2. A rather foppish gentleman by the name of Bertrand.

"LVLIBRT: Does that license plate say 'Love Liberty' or 'Lovely Bert'?"

Lovely Bert by talesofsomething June 26, 2009

kasey lynn o'bert

A beautiful lady that is a great dancer and has no fucks given to anyone

I dont have one of Kasey Lynn O'bert

kasey lynn o'bert by Ojyy January 6, 2018

Q*bert

1. a cute little ball thats orange who jumps on cubes to change their colors; an 80s arcade game
2. A stupid fool who is ignorant

Oh, you're playing Q*bert again?
Brandon was such a Q*bert, he thought we was perfect when he is not.

Q*bert by Frogger April 30, 2005

roll with bert

The process of smoking dro, or weed

"What are we gonna do this weekend?"
"Roll with bert!"

roll with bert by paulwalll March 3, 2008

Q*bert

An arcade game from 1982, one of the more anoying arcade games that came out during that time. The basic gist is you control the little orange alien Q*bert around the M. C. Escher style levels. Q*bert must jump on ever square while avoiding a varity of colored blobs. The controls are clunky at best, and at times they will leave you yelling out in frustraiton. All in all the game is highly addictive, but it's not worth the hassle of breaking somthing in a fit of rage.

Guy 1: Hey what happen to all your money?

Guy2 : I blew it all on that damn arcade game

Guy 1: Which one?

Guy 2: Q*bert. the colors man, the colors.

Q*bert by Maigg July 19, 2006

a bert

1. derogatory term used for someone who can't "get any"

might have glasses, wear hockey jerseys all the time, have in-depth conversations with teachers, and may possibly be jewish

You couldnt even get any from that prostitute after you offered $100? You're such a bert.

a bert by Rasheed Scott September 1, 2008

q-bert 

Slang term for a quarter pound of marijuana.

Meet me at the spot with a q-bert.

q-bert by Johnny Tats October 31, 2007