Befrodemandososchripogeet-beskewimtyl

a hobbit painting a portrait of a nudist in a hot air balloon while skyping with an avatar and drinking a fresca

I wanted to go to the county fair, but a befrodemandososchripogeet-beskewimtyl had landed near the entrance and had caused a major blockade.

by Madisunshine February 27, 2010

bedford

A small Indiana town about an hour south of Indianapolis. Known for their great accomplishment of highest teenage pregnancy rate in the midwest. Hometown to 3 astronauts. Most people here are trying to keep up with the Jones', and most fail. All people live out of their means, with 2 of every 3 families driving a gas guzzling SUV that costs more than their home. Everyone claims to know basketball legend Damon Bailey, and are waiting for the day that Bob Knight returns to IU. The teenagers here find a good time in toilet papering half the town, and the cops out number the residents 5 to 1. The high school was originally made to be a prison, but has been 'transformed' to accommodate 1500+ students of which 1 in 3 will coincidentally end up in the local jail or pregnant.

"what are you doing tonight?"

"i don't know, bedford sucks. what are you doing?"

"there's nothing to do. let's just do it."

"ok."

by Kalbibnye October 9, 2008

nightmare before christmas

a decent movie which has been completely and utterly defiled by the numerous subcultures that have made it a cult classic and an object of obsession. the juvenile themes of the movie might be reflected by the below-average maturity level of a viewer consumed by said subcultures. merchandise portraying characters and other similar memorabilia are available at your local hot topic.

Stereotypical Goth Kid (the kind that gives goths a bad name): OMG NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER BECAUSE ITS FOR LITTLE KIDS AND MY PERVERSE APPRECIATION FOR THIS MOVIE IS A WAY TO PROTEST OUR SOCIETY OF CONFORMISTS!

Everyone else: You are so fucking weird.

Stereotypical Goth Kid: Mission accomplished!

by cynical minority May 19, 2005

Bedfordshire

Another word for going to bed. Used in England by children and parents. There is a county there of the same name.

Child: "Yawn"
Parent: "Off to Bedfordshire with you!"

Also used in Bridget Jones' Diary, Bridget to her Father.
"'Night Dad, I'm off to Bedfordshire".

by ellemacfearsome January 20, 2009

Sistahs before Mistahs

The female version of Bros Before Hoes. The unwritten law that female friends come before the male friends.

Jeannie: Why are you not coming to the party again?
Laurie: 'Cuz I met this sweet dude the other night.
Jeannie: <shaking head sadly> Sistahs before Mistahs, girl.

by SJB July 29, 2008

Bro's Before Hoe's

When one, (usually male) puts their buddies first before any woman regardless of the situation, expecially a whore or woman that is undeserving or not worth bieng with that person.

Bro's Before Hoe's is when you wanna hang out with your buddies, and the woman is giving you drama, so you pick them over the ho.

by Air Assault January 12, 2008

Beefopolous

Refered to most greek people. Usually the Greek people who tend who have excess body fat, and have lots of fat sibings.

Wow, look at her, shes a beefopolous.

by Bdizzlefizzle February 7, 2009