Squeezing the Beetle

The act of manually stimulating a clitoris.

Sam said she had a good time last night." "She better have, I spent all night squeezing the beetle.

by Sam Puckett January 2, 2011

Beeble

Someone who is very fast almost uncatchable basically a Fast motherfucker .

Bob-That kid just burned me in the hundred meter dash
John- dude he is a beeble its ok

by onlythurmanaround October 1, 2006

Volkswagen Beetle Bonnet

When a fat woman has big fat flaps and fat upper legs. The vagina pertrudes outwards and down to a point to create a Mk1 Volkswagen Beetle Bonnet effect (the slit being the line down the middle of the bonnet).

'mate, that fat slosher must have a proper Volkswagen Beetle Bonnet under those hotpants'

by Sal86xxx January 13, 2009

JJ - The King of Beepers

A fuggin jackass who made annoying commercials for years, broadcast in the Los Angeles area, claiming that he had a better deal on beepers and other wireless communication equipment than everyone else. The commercials were the butt of many jokes that did him far more harm than good, fuggin jackass.

JJ: "I am JJ - the king of beepers! I am the best..."

Viewer: "Turn the fuggin channel away from that shit."

by Duke71 June 9, 2009

beeble

The very tiny, pin-head size ball-like protuberances of cloth that occur on sweaters and blankets, usually after multiple washes. Very common for wool or knitted items.

Jane: Why is my shirt covered in beebles?
Joe: I thought you needed it washed?
Jane: It was dry-clean only!

by Lukewashere July 6, 2011

Zaphod Beeblebrox

The hoopiest frood in all the galaxy.

Well, Zaphod's just this guy, you know?

by Gregory Gallagher July 16, 2003

Beetle Juice

A fat African-American man with messed up teeth, he is 3 feet, 2 inches and is also known as Siyani. His street fighting move is called the Siyani-Grab. This is where he takes his hand and grabs the opponents Testicles until they rip off.

" Dude Beetle Juice is one small retarted midget, he smells awful."

by Sausage April 9, 2005