by mantrum November 22, 2017
Get the starfish the bedmug. The masturbatory act of propping oneself against a bedpost, couch, or bedside and rubbing the clothed penis against it repeatedly, in order to illicit an initial pleasure and an eventual intense, (or otherwise) ejaculation into the seams of the underpants. This, being usually an early form of conventional masturbation, does not at first neccesarily illicit ejeculation. Rather intense feelings of pleasure. Once sexual maturity is reached, and in the rare case the masturbator has not moved on to conventional masturbation, the ejaculation becomes a natural part of the bed-posting process. Most bed-posters move on to conventional masturbation before age 13, but in rare cases, continue well into their teens.
by Sean of old July 31, 2010
Get the Bed-postingmug. A Bed Rat is an insult used to tell someone they look like something close to a cockroach or bed bug, that they have wide eyes and overall look like an invasive type of rat.
by f1zzys0d4 July 15, 2021
Get the Bed Ratmug. Crapping the bed means to do so horribly bad on something such as a test. If you crapped the bed you didn't do good on a test
Aww man I crapped the bed on that math test
He sure crapped the bed on that test
So far im crapping the bed on this unit
He sure crapped the bed on that test
So far im crapping the bed on this unit
by crooxtor January 31, 2014
Get the crapping the bedmug. by thisisaregret July 14, 2017
Get the bed the bonemug. "He's in there lying on his ghetto bed playing video games." "Ben hit that thing up in the spare room on a ghetto bed."
by Bensjammin September 21, 2011
Get the ghetto bedmug. by wormbed scratchin mother May 13, 2004
Get the worm bedmug.