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beaver lashes

Wow you have nice looking beaver lashes.
by Haley.duh April 15, 2016
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Beaver Pile

Jane opened the door to discover a beaver pile in progress.
by Rmdeecee May 21, 2016
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Beaver mittens

Giving a toothy blowjob whilst simultaneously fisting two women.
It's not a winter orgy without beaver mittens.
by Evil weirdsmith November 1, 2017
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Beaver Seizure

A female orgasm, or the effect that overcomes a woman's ability to make rational decisions because she thinks someone else is hot.
She had a beaver seizure and I had to wash my sheets.

Everytime he walks in the room, she has beaver seizure and can't think properly.

OMG, she took her shirt off and I almost had a beaver seizure.
by Spankface April 17, 2018
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Facebook Bravery

When someone who is generally disliked by most people, and who is usually physically small or weak, and is not respected by most people in real life, talks trash or attempts to assert his or her authority on Facebook.
Karl: Hey know that kid Josh Witt?
Patrick: Ya, what about him?
Karl: Hes definitley got facebook bravery.

Patrick: Definitley, last night he told me to go fuck myself, but when I saw him today he was all like Hey hows it going?" .
by BeastMode1996 November 29, 2011
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gummy beaver

When a toothless person preforms oral sex on an unshaven woman, and uses their gums to enhance the experience. Specifically sliding the clitoris through ones squeezed gums.

Note: If preformed with anything dealing with a foot fetish, it becomes the Tarantino special.
"I'm gonna head back to Skeeter's trailer, do an 8 ball, and get a gummy beaver."
by LogicBeforeNorms December 29, 2013
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chubby beaver

The vagina version of the game Chubby Bunny (seeing who can fit the most marshmallows in their mouth while still being able to say "chubby bunny").It is the act of inserting more than 1 tampon into a vagina at one time.
"I was so fucked up last night that this morning I realized I had accidentally played a game of chubby beaver, and I won."

"All of my tampons keep disappearing, someone must be training for the chubby beaver olympics"
by Jellyboots March 31, 2014
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