balltacular

extremely exciting or good to the point where one's testicals become excited

This sandwich is balltacular!

His performance on the field was balltacular.

by Andrew Sherman December 9, 2008

Baltzar

One of the three Wise Men. Intelligent, Communicative, Deep thinkers. Can easily fall into depression. Thoughtful, caring individuals. Great sense of humor. Loves to laugh and sing out loud. A faithful and trustworthy friend.

I'm feeling kind of low...I could use a Baltzar about now.

by Puttefnask November 4, 2011

Baltimore cut

A style of circumcision apparently popular amongst Baltimore pedatrician's at Johns Hopkins University Hospital where a lesser amount of skin is cut from a boy's penis than in a normal circumcision, resulting in a penis that is halfway between 'cut' and 'uncut'

Darnell. You sho' got lots extra skin down there man! Looks like you got a Baltimore cut

by b'more-bender August 11, 2008

Baltic Bulge

when in a wet-suit, an erection is achieved that veers to one side such as the balkins in eastern Europe. A Baltic bulge is both painful and shameful

Look at Trevor, when Samantha came over and gave him a hug for saving her from drowning she walked away with him sporting a major Baltic bulge

by Admiralnewkirk June 8, 2011

Baltimore Lottery

When someone abuses the pedestrian right-of-way law by walking out into oncoming traffic. You win the lottery by surviving and collecting the settlement money.

Bob: Jesus! I almost hit that lady! What was she thinking walking out in front of my car like that?

Joe: She almost won the Baltimore Lottery!

by HyenaButt November 14, 2011

Baltimore Crabcake

A devastating punch to the solar plexis or lower sternum, with ones middle knuckle protruding from the rest of his or her fist. If done correctly, the blow will possibly crack the sternum, similar to how one cracks the outer shell of a crab to get to its meat and make crabcakes, which Maryland is famous for. It can also incur internal bleeding, vomiting and perhaps even paralyzation.

It is not often used as it requires a great deal of force, and in the time the said Baltimoreon is charging up for his vicious blow, the other contender could easily execute a jab to the face or ribs, rendering the potential Crabcake useless and thus turning the tide of the fight.

Less known among the actual folk of Baltimore, it's more used among Baltimoreons who have left the city and use the attack as a sense of self pride for their birth city when in danger.

Heard to be reffered to also as a Dundalk Crabcake and a Chesapeake Punch. Similar moves from non-Baltimoreons have been jokingly called things such as The Angry Prairie Dog (reffering to how one out of five knuckles is sticking out, not unlike how a prairie dog rises from his hole to check the area) and The Knuckle of Destiny.

"James got into a fight with a guy in Tampa last week. Do you know the details?"

"Yeah, the guy was too busy mouthing off to his friends to notice James had wound up for a Baltimore Crabcake. The guy fell like a sack of shit."

by sixguns3 December 19, 2008

Baltimore Oyster Shuck

The male is standing up and the female is laying on the bed on her side. Right before the guy skeets he yells out "Yahtzee!" and skeets in between her butt cheeks. The skeet acts as the actual oyster and the cheeks are the shells.

I gave this bitch the Baltimore Oyster Shuck last night. I spread her butt cheeks back and forth and found a pearl.

by Paul Jr 10 May 18, 2008