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balloon land

When, after inhaling too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas), contained in a baloon, you subsequently pass out, as nitrous is used as an anasthetic.
"Shit, Pete's gone to balloon land! Hahahahaha!"
by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004
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Dick Balloon

When you are giving head but you're blowing really hard like you're inflating a balloon and nothing is happening because that's clearly not the proper technique.
"Dude she was dick ballooning me and I instantly went flaccid because who wants that?"
by RichardBalloon May 9, 2015
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the balloon method

the method where when you have sex, you put a blown up balloon between you and your sex mate and hump hard till it pops. a sexy way to create porn.
john and kate humped so hard while using the balloon method that the following morning, pieces of the balloon were everywhere
by secretkeeper1999 February 22, 2011
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balloon handler

The person in charge of the removal and disposal of a condom for a friend while said friend is in the process of intercourse. Baloon handling is often used in the instances of a "Hot gun" or "stealthing".
"Were you really matts balloon handler last weekend, Adam?"
"Sure was, ask Beth Davis. She witnessed it".
by Burritoslayer69 May 31, 2017
mugGet the balloon handlermug.

balloon soup

Francine ripped my rubber off and balloon soup went everywhere!
by the zygorthian December 31, 2015
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Snow Balloons

The white substance on your balls once she cums while you fuck her.
Damn bitch you gave me some snow balloons
by Yourfavlittleman January 19, 2021
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Balloon knotty

Something that looks like a tied balloon or a butthole.
Trump’s mouth is a little balloon knotty.
by Knotty69420 August 23, 2022
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