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by emmalina March 19, 2005
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Baltimore City

An urban city with over 45,000 heroin addicts run by incompetent and often corrupt liberal politicians from the democratic party.

An ass backwards and dysfunctional governmental body.

An urban area with a high murder rate.

An alternative to living in a nice area.
The other day I got a seat belt ticket and 4 people got shot that night. That is so Baltimore City.

I got a crime camera on a pole at the end of my street with flashing blue lights. Welcome to Baltimore City.

250 murder victims agree, Baltimore City don't give a damn 'bout me.
by James Levi, Jr. December 21, 2006
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Baltimore

Maryland's biggest and most city-like city, which is basically a living identity crisis. East Baltimore is one of the most unsafe places in all of America. Known for its drugs and STDs, many tourists and even Marylanders are fortunate enough to not experience the horrors of East Baltimore. Ironically, this section of the 410 is also home to Johns Hopkins University and Johns Hopkins Hospital.

West Baltimore, on the other hand, looks like Mecca compared to the East. While you still may feel uncomfortable walking through, there is a much lower probability that people will try to hurt you for doing absolutely nothing. Home to the Baltimore Orioles, the Baltimore Ravens, Jada Pinkett Smith, and Michael Phelps.

In West Baltimore, visiting the National Aquarium or eating crabs from Phillips in the Inner Harbor are popular. In East Baltimore, you'll be experiencing a different kind of crab.
-Hey, wanna hit up Baltimore?

-Sure, sounds good, as long as we don't visit the Hopkins side.
by 410living April 14, 2011
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Baltimore Stock Exchange

When two people of any gender exchange flatulence by lining up their asses so that their assholes align. They then fart at the same time, exchanging gases.
Dave and I are great proponents of the Baltimore Stock Exchange
by jubal early July 29, 2011
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Baltimore Broil

The Baltimore Broil is different from other defecation terms in that it involves baking the load.

Take a huge smash on a metal cookie tray, and place it in your preheated oven. Broil. It's done when the paint starts peeling off the walls.
I invited my girlfriend over for the first time forgetting the baking that was well underway.

Girlfriend: Oh jesus, what's that horrible smell?
Me: I totally forgot I've got a Baltimore Broil baking away in the oven. It's nearly ready. Would you like some?
by GrossFactor March 21, 2014
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baltimore

I LOVE BALTIMORE! everything about it is wonderful- first off all of the private schools, no one else understands them. everyone wearing lilly, polo, and lacoste and drivng their suv's around is the best. what else can be better in the summer than a crab feast. oh and of course the parties off falls road, which of course always gets busted. BMORE IS THE BEST CITY IN THE WORLD.
st. pauls, maryvale, boys latin, and ndp- the best private schools out there.
by spchica May 7, 2005
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Baltimore Blade

A discarded heroin syringe used as a weapon
A gang of junkies wielding Baltimore Blades chased me last night
by Howimetyourgrandma May 14, 2019
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