Bruttsex

Bruttsex is buttsex between two males (bros) but is not gay.

Bros + Buttsex =Bruttsex. Dude, lets have bruttsex, it's not gay, I promise!

by iNsiiiiGht November 3, 2009

valentine's day butt sex

The only day of the year you can finally get your girl agree to have butt sex.

Josh: Dude! You hyped for Valentine's day?
Parker: Yeah! Gonna get a whole bunch of that Valentine's day butt sex.

by Taco+Shurry=<3 February 12, 2014

circumstantial butt sex

the suggestion that anal sex is only appropriate depending on conditions or circumstances

'It was Todd and it was Thursday, so, circumstantial butt sex seemed like the right way to go.'

by tjs248 October 22, 2009

Gay butt sex

Something I like to have

“I like gay butt sex.” “We all know!”

by Bussy 🥺 May 2, 2022

Buttseckzbox

A term refering to the Xbox video game console. Usually used by Nintendo/Sony fanboys and owners of said console who realized Microsoft anally penetrated their wallet.

Also may refer to what kinky technophiles do with their electronics in the privacy of their own home.

"I'm so happy; I just got an Xbox for Christmas!"
"More liek buttseckzbox am i riet?"

by UE September 27, 2005

surprise butt sex

When you are caught off guard by someone who has the intention or is in the process of invading your cornchute with no prior concent or chance of warning.

Sucker punched in the turdcutter with a penis.

Jamie bent over in the shower and received surprise butt sex from Mike

by sexerscise instructor February 12, 2014

buttsekz

Someone's penis entering someone else's anus.

"We are going to have buttsekz whether you like it or not."

by sKuNk3 October 5, 2003