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Boulder Jones

RACISM-Boulder Jones
by SuckleNuts October 4, 2023
mugGet the Boulder Jonesmug.

extremely delayed boulder

One of Nart's most peculiar and dangerous tools is an **extremely delayed boulder**. This boulder, which is typically large and menacing, is not immediately harmful. Instead, its impact is delayed, giving Nart the advantage of surprise. The boulder is often placed in strategic locations where it will eventually roll down a hill, only to strike its targets much later, making it nearly impossible to avoid or predict.
by therealcanada12 July 28, 2025
mugGet the extremely delayed bouldermug.

Over-the-shoulder-boulder

A term used in sexual related jokes which are designed in a manner to insult women. Done while fucking a chick in a rocky area. As the man is about to Skeet, he reaches over his shoulder and picks up a boulder behind him. He then slams the rock down onto the woman as he nuts, killing her in the process.
We were out at Lake Travis over spring break and I met this dirty whore. I got her wasted and was fucking her out on the cliff over the lake. She kept bitching about me taking so long so I gave her the "over-the-shoulder-boulder." Yeah, she shut the fuck up.
by Gangsta Rich June 20, 2006
mugGet the Over-the-shoulder-bouldermug.

Boulder doof

Fuck yeah, high and at on boulder doof
by Thereelp July 15, 2025
mugGet the Boulder doofmug.

Boulders

Important, a big deal

Antonym of “pebbles”
Guy 1: This essay is not that important
Guy 2: No dude, this shit is boulders
mugGet the Bouldersmug.

boulder bay

what the bottom of your toliet looks like after a crap.
you dropped so many rocks in the shitter, it looks like a boulder bay now.
by cythebeerguy October 8, 2016
mugGet the boulder baymug.

water around the boulder

Wanting to avoid answering a particular question or speaking about a particular subject, but still trying to be respectful enough to give an honest answer, even if it is a little bullshit.
Even though there are still 10 weeks left in the 2018-2019 NFL season, will Patrick Mahomes be the league MVP? "He's doing a good job but still has a lot to learn. Also, I know you had to ask that question so I'm just trying to put some water around the boulder.
by Pseudonym? November 12, 2018
mugGet the water around the bouldermug.

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