calendar-bonded

To be calendar-bonded is to be close enough to feel comfortable sharing personal calendars with one another. This typically occurs in romantic relationships, biological families, best-friendships, and other interpersonal relationships wherein planning and logistics are important. In terms of romantic relationships, polyamorous people have a strong tendency to be calendar-bonded earlier in the relationship than monogamous people simply due to logistics.

(This term was coined by Telind Bench of the bay area in California, in conjunction with one of his romantic partners.)

"Hey, lover! Would you like to share Google Calendars?"
"Oh, uh...Sorry sweetie, I'm just not ready to be calendar-bonded yet. We can talk about it though. How important is it to you?"

by Blamtastical February 11, 2015

Baked Bonds

What really epic grill retarded gaymers say when high.

Me: Bonds
Me high: Baked Bonds
-that one grill gaymer

by 8td86fitfutd April 5, 2019

Bond Villain

Perjorative used to describe a villain who is supposed to be very smart, but their actions are profoundly stupid. Actions such as explaining their plan to the hero before killing them. Or leaving the room before confirming that the hero is dead.

Person 1: "Damn, Professor Perilous is so dumb! Obviously Action Jack will get out of this and foil him."

Person 2: "I know right? He's such a Bond Villain."

by My Snake is Solid April 14, 2019

bond point

The time and place when two people both feel intimately connected to one another as friends.

It is usually not easy or even possible to pinpoint the "bond point" because feeling intimately connected to someone is a feeling that surfaces and slowly or quickly grows to a level where both individuals realize they have bonded.

Last night talking on the phone with someone, every five-minutes or so we kept finding ourselves at higher and higher levels of intimacy and trust.

by but for May 9, 2018

white bonding

When you are the only two white people in a diverse group of people and they try to bond with you.

This white girl tried white bonding with me. No Bitch I’m not racist.

by 24Truth24 May 11, 2018

Cole Bond

A short ass kid, but the coolest nigga at the same time. A small cocked furry who has a mega crush on Rashard. He ignores every fucking dm and would rather spend his days with his only friends which are discord bots. He doesn't have a phone so he texts on his iPad and yet still somehow fucking mis-clicks and calls people even though it's literally impossible to fuck up that bad.

Boy 1- Hey guys! have you seen that boy Cole Bond. He's always on VR Chat.

Boy 2- No he's not, he's on minecraft with his invisibility hacks

by FurryLover225 June 4, 2020

Trip bond

A connection created when tripping on psychedelics with someone.

We ate mushrooms and totally trip bonded.

by atomicpowers August 28, 2020