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David Bonded

When you get banned on a dating website for no reason

A guy named David Bond reports girls he found on Tinder and gets them banned to secure them.
-Oh, dude I just got David Bonded
by HandlebarMoustacheGuy February 21, 2021
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bonded labour

A person becomes a bonded labourer when their labour is demanded as a means of repayment for a loan. It is the most widely used method of enslaving people around the world.
Bonded labourers are forced to work to repay debts their employer says they owe, and they are not allowed to work for anyone else.
by tarreznom December 1, 2014
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Baked Bonds

What really epic grill retarded gaymers say when high.
Me: Bonds
Me high: Baked Bonds
-that one grill gaymer
by 8td86fitfutd April 5, 2019
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James Bond

(jaims bond)
Noun
-A complete and total badass.

Noun
-A smooth gentleman with a lot of charm who can get anyone to sleep with him
eg: WHOA MAN, DID YOU SEE HOW HE HANDLED THAT BEAR? HE'S A TOTAL JAMES BOND

eg:
Dude: Hey how was it at the club last night?
Other dude: Oh man there was this one chick there, and we fucked real good, she doesn't even know my NAME
Dude: WHOA MAN, YOU'RE SUCH A JAMES BOND
by ADScomics April 17, 2014
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Bond burger

The meme originally from 2013.
It actually means silently pounded not 69 you dumb fuck
I bond burger ur mom.*silently pounded*
by [E]ject_man069 August 17, 2022
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James Bonded

While commencing the act of James Bonding you roll of the bed and (accidentally) plant your knee into the woman's vagina, sometimes resulting in her throwing up on you.
Man last night I James bonded while we were James Bonding my girlfriend during sex and she puked all over me!
by dilly_daly January 7, 2015
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Fregley Bond

by Fregley Bond February 14, 2022
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