by Addison Choi February 15, 2010

A blanket shark is formed when a man gets sexually excited and produces an erect penis while under blankets.
by Weaselbitch July 31, 2016

by WuddaWhist February 8, 2009

A person who stays under a blanket all day in his underwear, hiding from life, playing pocket pool in his pants.
by Evan the rapper August 28, 2017

by Bubbito October 18, 2019

by I'm not a bad slime slurp June 3, 2019

Paper Blanket is fools gold. It looks good from a far bit when you look close you see that it's not going to keep you warm and easy to break through
The Washington Nationals are a paper Blanket. Every year they win the division and go out in the first round
by Doug Chartre October 9, 2017
