Bloop

The act of administering Ecstasy(or any controlled substance) anally.

Austin blooped three beans last night!

by Powdaman March 5, 2009

Bloop

When, after eating a large amount of blueberries, you have a satisfyingly blue tinted poop. (blu+poop)

"Man, after that pint of blueberries last night, I had a great bloop this morning!"

by blupitty blooper July 14, 2009

bloop

to go somewhere, away from someone or something (hence the announcement, usually).

seriously dude, I've got to bloop... I can't be syphoning any more gasoline with you or my grandmother will smell the fumes...

by somethingplex1 December 23, 2011

bloop

sound of poo dropping into the toilet, usually used as a filler word in conversations

J: Hey! what's up?
T: bloop.

by Kilana January 15, 2006

Bloop Bloop Bloop

Noun: The sound of breast milk dripping out of an old porn star's nipples from the series "Dirty-Kinky-Mature Women"

Dude, that kinky grandma said she wanted to bloop bloop bloop breast milk on my face

by Pmay0 March 11, 2005

Bloop

Portmanteau of blood and poop.

Dude, there is some serious bloop going on in this toilet.

by Fur Gots October 12, 2008

Bloop

The sound effect which is made at the moment of impact during that of a T-bagging session.

Blooper: "Yo dude, watch this watch this!!!" (ZZZip)... (Bloop) (Bloop) (Bloop)
Bloopee (Guy): (Eyes twitching, then slowly opening)... "AAAWWW man, what the fuck?!!!"

************** OR **************

Bloopee (Girl): "Oh yeah baby, yeah!!! Slam your sac all over my face!!!"
Blooper: (Bloop) (Bloop) (Bloop)!!!!!!!

by Michael Mougne December 28, 2005