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narcissistic blackout

A phase in a young woman's life when she gets so self absorbed that she becomes completely unreachable. All attempts to make contact with this person are in vain, for all approaches are assumed sexual advances and unworthy ones at that.
Has Lindsay answered her phone yet this week? She left her dog's ear medicine in my car and i think it's really important we get it to her .

That dog is as good as dead. Lindsay's been trapped in a narcissistic blackout ever since she decided to become a stripper
by jusss August 21, 2017
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Facebook Blackout

A.) When, upon waking, one realizes that you went on Facebook last night blacked out - resulting in untold horrors.

B.) The actions of going on Facebook while in the middle of a alcohol-induced blackout.
A.) "Why did I send six vile Facebook messages last night to people I barely know? Oh, it must have been a Facebook Blackout..."

B) "Duuudeee...I am so going to send messages to this bitch!"

"Dude, don't do it, your in the middle of a Facebook blackout!"
by Wallace Carlos June 2, 2009
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Social Media Blackout

When a group of friends agree to restrict all social media activity for a given event.
Social Media Blackout A group of guys went to Las Vegas for a bachelor party and agreed to a social medial blackout.
by AndyC72 January 8, 2015
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battery blackout

You Smack your mate with bag of batteries and then she will blackout. Then you put a battery in each hole and connect them by wire plug it in a socket and watch her explode. And then find where her scattered pussy remains and stretch it out ten feet and go to sleep in it. It should feel like a cozy cocoon. When you emerge you will feel like a beautiful butterfly.
by jizz master mcgee October 3, 2008
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Sportscenter Blackout

When you avoid Sportscenter for a few days following a game, trade or other sporting event that upsets you or went directly against a team you root for.
Me: Melo's goin' to the Knicks!!!
Pete: Dude, I'm a Nuggets fan. I hate you and I'm going on Sportscenter Blackout for a few days now.
by shmek March 8, 2011
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Power Blackout

This is the term referring to when someone's sole objective is to get blacked out as soon as possible, preferably within an hour.
Being "blacked out" is of course referencing the act of drinking so much one experiences amnesia and forgets all the dumb shit they do following the black out.
A much more aggressive take on the traditional power hour.
"Man, i just got fired from work, you down to power black out?"

"Did that guy just take 8 shots of tequila in a row?
Ya, he's attempting to power blackout before his ex-girlfriend gets here"
by KangaRooMar April 28, 2013
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breakfast blackout

what happens after a big breakfast.
I ate pancakes and bacon and went to the bedroom and had a breakfast blackout
by scottys February 26, 2008
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