Barney's Law

'Where there is a potential for griefing you will usually find a griefer' - Barney Bee
'Stuff of Socrates' - Twitch Streamer Asmongold

Law of the Internet.

Player A: 'He burnt down my house!'
Player B: 'Well what do you know.. that's Barney's Law!'

by Dank Meme Lover March 15, 2022

A Barney Fife

A Barney Fife - Giving the impression of having comprehensive knowledge about everything, but in reality, knows absolutely nothing,

As a rule of thumb, a Barney Fife is when you your transducer over there and connect it to your induction unit over here, then you hook them both, to your power cell over here. Of course, your definitely gonna wanna protect...ummm...your privates with a lead blanket, especially if you’re thinking of having kids at some point, seeing as this baby pumps out, as of yet, unknown levels of exceedingly dangerous radiation.while order operational.

by GMan2019 July 31, 2019

barneys weiner

when you paint your penis purple and force small children to sing with you while its hanging out

while taking care of my neighbors kids, we had a barneys weiner to keep from getting bored

by barney bros March 06, 2020

LIl Barney

Codeine because it’s purple and not brown, but
people still call it mud. I’m here to fix that.

Yo know that boy Kyle is always sippin Lil Barney right?

by Lil Geek May 01, 2019

barney skin

When you're tired as hell and the bags under your eyes are green and purple.

Rodney: Damn that bitch has mad barney skin!
Jeff: Did she even get any sleep last night?

by idontlovelittlekids November 10, 2015

Barney Puddle

When a very old women squirts.

Oooft, Margery left a soaking Barney Puddle at the bingo hall.

by ShadyGarGar June 02, 2018

Gio Barney

One of the greatest and most prominent content creators in 2021. Although Gio barney is commonly known for specialising in Minecraft videos he is also well known amongst the Instagram community for continually creating successful and original content.

Person 1: “Did you watch Gio Barney’s new upload?”

Person 2: “Holy frick, ofc I did, gio barney is one of my favourite Minecraft youtubers right now”

Person 1: “Couldn’t agree moar”

by PDF_FILES March 16, 2021