when your stay at home wife earns special recognition for preforming menial tasks. such as vaccuming, cleaning house, unloading washer, dirty sanchezing, an angry dragon or just a plain old blow job
by thepoopadoop July 4, 2010
Get the wife merit badgemug. To use it's correct scientific name: 'The A-hole'.
Of course this is due to their startling similarity in appearance.
Of course this is due to their startling similarity in appearance.
"See you in fifteen minutes Ed, I'm off to the toilet to release a few 'Chocolate hostages' from the Rusty Sheriff's Badge.
by T-time June 8, 2005
Get the Rusty Sheriff's Badgemug. by sheep January 17, 2004
Get the Rusty sheriffs Badgemug. A Term of contempt for a situation, when other people are trying to fuck you over.
"To get the badge" is defined as regardless of what others are trying to do to screw you, you will still get credit and reward despite them being jealous and petty jackholes.
Often used when someone turns on you because of chronic bitch dependency.
"To get the badge" is defined as regardless of what others are trying to do to screw you, you will still get credit and reward despite them being jealous and petty jackholes.
Often used when someone turns on you because of chronic bitch dependency.
Timmy: "How dare you talk to her that way! She is a woman, and I am a sad and lonely pathetic guy trying to have cyber sex with this chick who is probably going to turn out to be a dockworker! Apologize so that I can get laid or I am kicking you from my team!"
Tommy: "Whatever Bitch, I'll get the badge anyway."
Tommy: "Whatever Bitch, I'll get the badge anyway."
by MortisNai March 9, 2008
Get the get the badge anywaymug. John: Give me your instagram
Emma: Why?
John: I have to scan your badges before I invite you anywhere.
Emma: Why?
John: I have to scan your badges before I invite you anywhere.
by Logically June 3, 2018
Get the Scan your badgesmug. by nicholas clark December 30, 2007
Get the emo scout badgemug. A cumshot on a girl – can be a facial or anywhere on the body. Bonus points awarded if she is in a school girl uniform or girl scout uniform. Marks the girl as achieving a new “merit badge.”
At the bachelor party, a cracking female walked by, and one guy stated that he was ready to award her the White Badge of Pleasure.
by whistlervegas September 3, 2007
Get the White Badge of Pleasuremug.