Bachelor Alert

Noun. Singular.
Indicates that there is a strong presence of multiple, beautiful women, large quantities of junk food, and/or frivolous spending of money by a male twenty-something living by himself.

i.e. "Oh snap! Brian's got three hot babes at his place! AND I just saw him walk out of Food Mart with six bags of Dorito's, ten two-liter Pepsi's, and...oh my god...HE RENTED A STRETCH LIMO just to go shopping THREE BLOCKS AWAY! BACHELOR ALERT!!!"

by Commander Proteus January 1, 2012

Rude Alert

Phrase used to let a friend know that they have stepped out of line on a rude scale.

Riley: Rachel, you look like crap today

Rachel: RUDE ALERT!!!

by jillybilly722 October 6, 2012

Cancer alert

a channel hosted by a dick head man child in his mid 30s who revolves to bullying teens and claims to be a news channel by putting false information backed by no evidence: slandering multiple youtubers.

YO, we need to get rid of cancer alert cause Keemstar is trying to fuck with grade a under a

by Angels best December 8, 2016

Ben Avera

A true fuckboi, who gets his screensaver changed by bad asses. For a preworkout he gets one scoop of cumshot and chugs that bit fast as fuck. You can tell he only gets one cum shot a week, cuz he enjoys that shit like no other. He works at the local glory hole joint.

Dang, did you see that white stain on Ben Avera's shirt, I heard he's a glory hole professional.

by Shiny dome November 17, 2017

Babe Alert

Alarmingly hot babes inbound on short approach, coming in hot!!!!

Ryan: Dude babe alert 3 O'clock
Danny: Duude uberbabes!

by TacticalHobo February 16, 2018

Stay Alert

A dumbass slogan created by a bunch of clowns running our (UK) country

The UK must stay alert to government incompetence.

by Wandster May 10, 2020

Amber Alert

When a dude warns other dudes about a girl he used to date who happens to like to shit on beds / people during sex

Guy 1: I heard Mike and Jessica broke up a fee months back. I might ask her out.

Guy 2: I wouldn't, when Mike broke it off he issued an Amber Alert on her. She tried to take a dump on his chest and the just ended up shitting in his bed. I mean, unless your into that.

Guy 1: Fuck that. How did I miss that Amber Alert?

by JayJayRon April 27, 2022