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Assvalanche

I shouldn't have eaten those three month old baked beans. I'm not sure your toilet can handle the incoming assvalanche
by Heinous_Anus September 1, 2009
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avalanched

The act of running a train (ie. Gang Bang) of multiple white men and one black woman.
"Hey man did you know Americaniqua broke up with her boyfriend?"

"Oh yeah I heard she went and got avalanched by a few guys on the tennis team afterwords."
by Hunter L L. April 3, 2015
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Avolanche

An Avolanche is a sudden, drastic flow of Avocados down a slope of Avocados, occurring when either natural triggers, such as an earthquake, or artificial triggers such as loading of new Avocados, or an Avocado being removed from the bottom of the pile, influence the gravity of the accumulated weight of the other Avocados, thereby resulting in the pile of Avos collapsing.

Avolanches are always caused by an external stress on the pile of Avocados.
Avolanches have destructive potential, depending on the sliding surface, slope angle and elevation as well as the size and stages of ripeness of the Avos themselves.
Avolanches are common occurrences in supermarkets.
When the old lady removed a ripe Avocado from the bottom of the pile, she inadvertently caused an Avolanche
by RobinHood October 24, 2012
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Avalance

Avalance is the ship name between the dc's legends of tommorrow charactera Sara Lance and Ava Sharpe.
Did you guys see the new episode of legends of tommorrow? There were many great avalance scenes
by Avalanceshiper0331 October 18, 2019
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Amalance

A vehicle that takes an ebonics-speaking person to the hospital.

Pronounced "am-b-you-lance" by the English-speaking (read - "educated") world.
Tameka! We gots to get to the hospital! The amalance just camed and brang Jamaal and Dujuan ova dere.
by John Heinz Kerry January 19, 2006
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assalanche

When an ass is so large that the definition of that ass is completely lost within the body of the individual bearing the ass. Usually best identified when the ass starts amid the fat of the back and ends at or after the knees.
Damn, I'd have hit that but I'm afraid I'd be consumed in the ensuing assalanche.
by Jezru January 4, 2008
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Avalanching

The act of cruising around in a Chevy Avalanche with the mid gate down, the sun roof open, all the windows down, and the music blasting. A fun activity.
Guy 1: Where's that music comming from?

Guy 2: Oh that's just Ruj Avalanching.

Guy 1: Aww, I wish I had his life!
by Lacoste Lauren October 9, 2011
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