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Arkansas Asphyxiation

Jjerking off outdoors while using an electrical chord and a tree to choke yourself. It feels so good you yell “woo pig sooie!!!” Local hunter thinks he heard a wild razorback immediately fires one in your head from behind.
My condolences I heard your grandpa died of Arkansas Asphyxiation. Thank you, but we were a little disappointed the coroner ruled it a suicide.
by Kingofthe$outh February 22, 2023
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Arkansas campfire

The same act as the Colorado Campfire, but with your sibling, parent or close relative
"Last night my sister made me give her a Arkansas Campfire. It was delicious."
by Ronald Burgundy October 4, 2022
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Arkansas Sleeping Pill

When you drink/chug a 12 pack of beer and have your friend punch you in the face so you can fall asleep.
"Jethro! Run over there and give your pappy an Arkansas Sleeping Pill so he'll shut the fuck up!"
by DFaseen September 6, 2011
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Arkansas Soup Kitchen

It's late, you and your first cousin are about to spice things up. So y'all decide to smoke a little meth after some taco bell. Your bubble guts spawns the mood to ass blast in your cousin Bobbie Jo's muff, creating the soup effect. Grab a plastic spork and Bon Appétit.
Boy am I hungry? I could go for some Arkansas Soup Kitchen. That's dinner and dessert.
by Dan and them December 24, 2024
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Arkansas

a place where everyone lives in a Walmart in a McDonald's.
Uncle ron lives in Arkansas
by A random nebraskan May 22, 2022
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Arkansas Trailblazer

Guy 1: Bro mrs hoggs so hot
Guy 2: Facts, I’m tryin to give her a arkansas trailblazer in her husbands chicken house
by anonymous January 13, 2023
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Arkansas Meltdown

Similar to a Shibuya Meltdown, the Arkansas Meltdown consists of a person drinking a hefty amount of boxed red wine and throwing up all over the floors and walls of their house. This would create the affect of “painting” the walls red.
Oliver - “yo Chase, how do you feel after that Arkansas Meltdown last night?”
Chase - “I’m never drinking red wine again”
by ThatsOK01 August 4, 2024
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