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The British Apocolypse

The British Apocolypse is KFC running out of chicken all across Britain. This is a real thing. People from the Isle of Wight are outraged as they only have one KFC, as well as other islands.
by TorraForSomeReason February 26, 2018
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Serpi - Cringeking of Apocalpyse Discord

Serpi known for his next level cringe and big ego. Mostly seeing edating Laura (penisgirl)

Serpi is a german incel living in the Apocalypse Discord known for his big ego with handicapped role and his perma hard cringe. He also invented the german Flüchtlingswelle and is a Merkel supporter. Hated from the whole Apocalypse Community he still isnt banned because Touka and Apocalpyse little sissys unban him anyways. He says hes not a gypsy but he looks like one? His "GF" Laura pretends to be togheter with him while see sucks everyones cock with a redrole status. Serpi is also a huge cuck he loves to see his girlfriend fucks a other men while he sits on a big chair and wank his little donger and comes to clean Lauras pussy after the Men she fucked came in her pussy. Hes a fucking psychopath cuckold. Many people also think hes a bigger cuck then scrubnoob and its true because guno just sucks froschs cock while laura sucks whole citys empty! Hes also on a image board called "pr0gram" there he wanks to some repostet normie gore pictures and share it to his "friends"

Serpi thinks only good from himself and has a pushed ego while hes in reality just a cringe cuckold who never will get a real girlfriend because hes sitting 24/7 on the chair and writing in Apocalypse Discord.

Some quotes from famouse persons :

B1G Psychopath : I didnt expect someone cringer then me
Touka : Idk he did nothing wrong why should i ban him
Zlators : some1 hav some money pls ?

by shakuzo
"Serpi - Cringeking of Apocalpyse Discord" is just cringer then b1g psychopath and piponka ..wow
by shakuzo December 28, 2019
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A subgenre of heavy metal taking inspiration from Symphonic Black Metal and features lyrics about life in Finland and the mistrust of Finnish Christianity, and glorifying the Warlike Pagan lifestyles of the neighboring countries' history. The lyrics focus on the solution to the mundane Finnish lifestyle being the Apocalypse. The only band that plays this currently is Impaled Rektum.
"You guys look like a weird heavy metal band"
"Yes, we are a band"
"Really? What do you play?"
"Symphonic Post-Apocalyptic Reindeer-Grinding Christ-Abusing Extreme War Pagan Fennoscandian metal"
by Yharimus September 27, 2023
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Apocalypse Weapon

message board moderator who really likes to close threads and abuse power
Apocalypse Weapon closed my thread at FFWA and then edited out all my arguments against his viewpoint.
by hay thear August 11, 2003
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battle of apocalypt

The final battle between the living and the dead. The battle will take place from December 21 and 26, 2012. Clint Eastwood will be dead buy then, so he won't be on our side. i.e. We lose.
Anthony: *Shoots a democrat*
Randy: BLARGG! Save joor bullets for the battle of apocalypt!
by against randall March 22, 2007
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Zombie Apocalypse

The lamest form of Apocalypse and the least likely that consists of people wanting to become easy bad asses by confronting waves of really slow and or stupid zombies that are revived humans that want brains/ flesh. I even heard the white house wasted our tax dollars by creating an entirely separate bunker for a zombie apocalypse I really don't get the appeal behind it.The walking dead is not a really a good series either. Nothing happens for 20 minutes in the show and the characters are kind of lame and under developed, the video game is shit too it's not even a video game it's a bunch of quick time events that don't really effect the out come, but I get it, it's zombies. a Virus can't possibly revive corpses or command it's host to go kill other potential hosts. A Alien apocalypse is more bad ass so is a viral virus or even a meteor.
Idiot: I would kill so many zombies man, I have a bunker with an armory, I spent a quarter of my salary for 10 years to create it man.
Jimmy: You dumb ass, what a waste of money a zombie apocalypse is the least likely to happen.
by Mrawesomesauce101 March 11, 2013
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Zombie Apocalpyse

The REAL reason the wolrd is ending in 2012.
Man 1: "Dude, what's with all the Nerf guns?"
Man 2: "I'm stocking up for the zombie apocalpyse."
by Supernothing May 29, 2010
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