American Fertile Crescent

The region of America (generally mid-western states such as Ohio and Wisconsin) where super fertile women exist. They can generally pump out several babies a year, employing them as field hands and have quick 'snap backs.'

Judgy Asshole: It was super irresponsible for you to conceive another kid, you can barely take care of yourself!

You: I'm from the American Fertile Crescent. That guy only fingered me and I got pregnant!

by Fitty Fishy July 4, 2022

American Flashbang

Step 1. Hit intended target over the head with a rock
Step 2. Cum into targets eyes
Step 3. Clap targets ears at the same time
Step 4. Fart
You have now completed the American Flashbang.

I will American Flashbang you tonight.

by generic003 August 6, 2022

the american way

To put a boot in your ass.

If you mess with america, me an' Jim Bob and the boys are gonna get some guns together and put a boot in your ass, it's the american way!

by deadfan89 August 18, 2021

Mayonnaise American

Those who partake in the mayonnaise arts aka white people.

Also shortened to mayo american

These mayonnaise Americans need to understand salt isn't a seasoning. ~ cypressbill~ (a mayo-american)

by CypressBill June 11, 2023

american democracy

Having the illusion of a democratic choice between two candidates who are in reality working for the same party.

Accompanied by much media attention to dazzle and distract halfwits from the reality of their situation.

Today's American Democracy would make George Washington cry and Hitler blush with envy.

by PetePabs April 19, 2014

American Idol

A show where singers compete to become the newest indentured servants to the RIAA, and to attempt to make other naive singers aspire to the same. The majority of the show's viewership comes from Simon Cowell's belief that making crude jokes about people that can't sing for shit constitutes constructive criticism.

I don't watch American Idol because I appreciate real music.

by R2E February 29, 2008

American Couch Backer

American Couch Backer: Is a person, usually from America, who doesn't play any sports. He/She claims that sitting on a couch is a sport because they are to lazy to play an actual sport.

Tyler: Bobby you should play basketball next year.
Bobby: I'm an American Couch Backer, I don't need this.
Tyler: Bobby you're such a lazy person.
Bobby: I don't need you I've got my couch.

by T-Brad June 14, 2014