alpha male

The alpha male is an act that is performed by males usually in their teens and twenties who act tough, are loud, and have to be the center of attention or they feel insecure. When a man is successful and in his thirties he no longer acts this way because he has grown up and realized that the entire alpha male act is phony. When was the last time you saw a rich, successful man try to pick a fight??? Never. The only guys that do this are the losers that go to bars to take their anger out because they are angry inside for going nowhere in life.

35yr old alpha male at the bar,"I'm bald, fat, I make 7 dollars an hour and I work a job I hate...what are you looking at? Do you want to fight? I need to kick someones ass today because my boss ripped me an new asshole for burning the fries at McDonalds and I need to take it out on someone."

by Matt (Miggs) McMillin April 7, 2008

Alpha strike

A large and generally overwhelming attack meant to disable or destroy an opponent quickly. Generally speaking it is the result of an overuse of large and powerful weaponry with a long refire in order to minimize penalties associated with said weapon systems.

Originally the term was used in the game Mechwarrior, but it has since migrated to become common usage in other mediums and genres.

The alpha strike capability on that thing is very powerful!

by Nukeitall April 20, 2006

Alpha sausage

An alpha sausage is this biggest sausage in a sausage batch

Mary was very hungry and only wanted the alpha sausage

by Gsack informer April 9, 2017

alpha twink

someone who fit the age and body type of a twink, but is a twink who gives off more top energy, and doesn't play into the tradition twink role.

"damn john is such an alpha twink"

by nonnydeath666 March 4, 2020

Gen Alpha

Gen Alpha, the Generation that’s fully born in the 21st century. Years are from 2013-2028. As of November 1st, 2023. We still have 5 years left to deal with Gen Alpha. After that we have Gen Beta, (2029-2044) Gen Alpha is the generation after Gen Z (1997-2012) + The children of mostly Gen Y/Millenials (1981-1996) And is full of children who never experienced the 7th generation of consoles, the 2008 recession, Obama’s Re-Election 2012, VHS, DVDS, Life before the rise of AI, Pre-Covid, etc. I really hope that Generation will improve once they hit their adulthood. They still have a long way to go since their eldest member is in the last year of elementary. Gen Alpha is commonly referred to as the “iPad Kids” due to their extreme use of screen time and weird habits while on the screen.

Gen Alpha Toddler: “SKIBIDI DOG DOG DOG YES YES SHEBIDY BOP BOP YES YES” *farts and drops her tablet* “I FARTED!” *starts laughing hysterically*

It’s Mom: AWWW WHO’S MY LITTLE JOKESTER?

Me: I have low hopes for this new generation.

by Randomurbanidiot November 1, 2023

screen alpha

An individual who acts rude and dominant over others only online. They believe they are above everyone else but are too afraid or shy to act the same way in real life.

Ben is such a screen alpha. He would be too scared to talk back to me in real life.

by j7734 March 15, 2019

alpha(name)

alpha is a sporty most likely confident and a ladies man he is also a strong character

look at alpha(name) I wish I was like him

by alpahsshs August 25, 2017