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Dying alone 

Dying Alone is the inevitable end every basement dweller virgin eventually faces once his time is up. Nobody will miss you, nobody will care and your body will rot for weeks before anyone even thinks to complain about "a funny odor".

You have failed at life and with nothing accomplished, no children or lover there to hold your hand when your bowels relax after the exasperated sigh of utter regret makes its way out of your greasy unloved body for the final time.

People who are dying alone:
- YOU
- aspies
- weeaboos
- furries
- junkies
- feminazis
- WoW players
- the Kardashians
- Snookie
- Miley Cyrus
- anybody who says YOLO
loser: Aspies like me are gifted misunderstood intellectuals, people don't get that, nor do women, but I'm too busy having a life to deal with IRLships anway. Not to brag, but when I'm not managing at Walmart, I maintain a Level 80 Paladin on WoW and even run my own guild. I also make vLogs on YouTube with like 900 subs. I write too, you should check out my Twilight fanfic. I guess you could say I'm actually kind of a big deal.
norp: Wow dude, you are so dying alone.

guy: Hey man did you see that story on japanese men who think they're having actual relationships with 2D girlfriends? One of 'em even married his DS girlfriend!
man: Yea that's pretty sad, guy. Talk about dying alone lol
Dying alone by xailu March 21, 2014
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Ghost In The Shell: Stand-Alone Complex 

A mundane anime featuring a big titted super cyborg ninja bitch in a thong and boots who flips around and beats the shit out of men. Or in other words, it's every fat greasy weaboo fucktard's wettest fantasy featured in their most favorite format to jerk off their one inch dongs to. Thumbing this down is also another way of openly admitting you are indeed a fat, greasy, weaboo fucktard with a one inch dong who jerks off to this shitty show.
You: OMFG!!!111! MOTOKO FROM GHOST IN THE SHELL: STAND-ALONE COMPLEX IS SOOOOOO FUCKING HOT! HER OUTFIT IS SO KAWAIIIII! *FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP!* OHHHHH MAJORRRRRR!

Home Alone

Just call the fucking cops you moron.
Being robbed: The phone is next to the boy, robbers enter. THROWS FUCKING PAINT AT THE ROBBERS HEAD: HOME ALONE SUCKS
Home Alone by Butch please March 24, 2019

Two people alone in car - rule 

When two people are alone in a car for any length of time (unrelated, age of consent and opposite sex with any potential attraction) they must make out. {more of a rule of thumb than definition}
Knight Rider 2008 - episode 6 two great examples of "Two people alone in car - rule"

The Home Alone 

After a man ejaculates on a woman's face (The Money Shot) he says, "Keep the change you filthy animal!"
Last night, I gave a girl The Home Alone when I busted all over her face and said, "Keep the change you filthy animal."
The Home Alone by THA12345 October 30, 2009

home alone

the face and accompanying scream a female makes upon realizing that her man has ejaculated in his hands and smacked her with said hands.
Jenna, hearing Ryan's scream, realized she must be home alone with another stranger.
home alone by Josh Dell September 10, 2008

Fornever Alone 

Someone who is afraid to be single. Rather than just cutting it off, they're willing to sit on a crappy relationship till someone better comes along.
That Tay Tay is destined to be fornever alone. #forneveralone
Fornever Alone by cmyktminus June 15, 2016