Aloona

A.k.a. Slav queen
A.k.a. Bradette

Female Brad, youtuber who makes (unintentionally) funny (jk they are funny) videos with slav-related content.
Her fanbase seems to be constituted mostly by Pewdiepie fans

Related words: carpet, subridit, blyad

Person: Hey is that Brad without a beard?
Other Person: nope, it's just Aloona, but close enough!

by Destructor of Motorbikes July 6, 2019

Aloona

Aka Slav queen
Aka Bradette

Female Brad. Youtuber who makes unintentionally funny videos (jk they're funny) with slav-related content.

Her fanbase seems to be mostly constituted by Pewdiepie fans.

Says a lot: Carpet, subridit

Person: Hey, is that Brad with no beard?
Other person: No, it's just Aloona, but close enough!

by Destructor of Motorbikes July 6, 2019

almond joy

A white male's penis with lumps.

Bro, im horny af let me eat your almond joy.

by GIngyboi June 1, 2020

Almonding

Doing the opposite of whatever advice is given. All the while being entirely annoying

"He was messaging me about shit he didn't know about, couldn't afford, and wanted me to do, and doing the opposite of whatever advice I was giving him. Totally almonding"

by GHOSTYx2 August 13, 2020

Almondly

A taste of over powering almonds

Sandra’s va jay jay taste almondly

by Almondly October 22, 2020

Almoney Day

This completely mad up holiday originated in a health class on November 29, 2016. This holiday is usually celebrated by three friends getting together and exchanging gifts.

1st person: You ready to celebrate Almoney day?
2nd person: Of course!

3rd: Who’s house are we doing it at this year?

by anonymous November 8, 2020

Almonipple

A nipple located on the ventral surface of an almond. Used during the milking process to extract almond milk.

Once the female almond is identified, it is transferred prone into a specialized almond harness. Next, the almonipple is identified and milked using two miniaturized hands in standard fashion.

by suszynski November 28, 2020