Back-Alley Bandit

A back-alley bandit is anyone who does dirt to their friends in the game, deals with certified snitches (thereby fucking everybody's money up in the long run), or otherwise lies to, cheats, or steals from their friends. One can immediately gain the title of back-alley bandit by doing any of the following : working with OR for the police to hem someone else up, jacking someone who you call a friend, or cutting dope to the point of it being worthless and selling it to your kinfolk.
Man, Don used to be a solid ass cat, but after my lawyer gave me my discovery and I found out he snitched on me, he won't never be anything but a back-alley bandit to me.
by randomlouisiana February 15, 2014
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cum alley-oop

when you jizz on a chick's hand and she slaps herself in the face with it. analogy comes from the basketball play of the same name. see also: cumshot, cum shot
your mom jerked me off last night and when i busted all over her hand she alley-ooped that shit like steve nash to amare stoudamire! TWO POINTS BIATCH!
by Tim April 10, 2005
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back alley parkin'

Occurs during the act of "doggy-style" sexual intercourse. When the giver attempts to enter the receiver's anus, without first requesting permission to do so. Usually resulting in the incompletion of said act.
"Homes trying to slip in, a back alley parkin' job on his woman. But she revoked his driver's licence!"
by D. Gould January 06, 2006
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back alley snap

A picture received on snap chat that's not apart of the sender's story. Always something that shouldn't or can't be shown to your snap chat followers.
Man this girl I meet at the bar keeps sending me back alley snaps.
by Twan Harris December 29, 2016
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Back Alley Taffy

Slang for feces, shit, poop, excrement, or turds. Also known as Ass Candy or Chocolate Ass Cream.
Dude 1: "Has anyone seen Jason?"
Dude 2: "He's in the bathroom making Back Alley Taffy."

Jim: "I heard your Dad likes it when prostitutes take a "Cleveland Steamer" on his chest."
Jayna: "Yeah. The sick bastard is a fan of the Back Alley Taffy."
by Evil Genius Prime July 03, 2013
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Kirstie Alley Syndrome

Kirstie Alley Syndrome is when you’re unable to get out of a fast food parking lot without going back in for seconds or even thirds.

The act of gorging yourself on junk food silly!

When you drive up to the drive-thru window and they already have your order waiting.

When the drive-thru attendant directs you to the slops in the waste bins.

To gorge, binge, to pig, to stuff, to overeat, to ho in or to eat in an offensively gross manner that would have third world countries salivating in horror!

To drive erratically from one fast food outlet to the next
“Did you just see that?” “What” “I saw Angelika going through the Macces bin!” “Fuck!” “She must have ‘Kirstie Alley Syndrome’ bad man!”

"Angelika is doing a Kirstie Alley on us!" "We have to help her get out of the fast food parking lot before she explodes like that little bitch in Wonka!!!"
by The Moody Poet August 30, 2006
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back alley crumbnut

Covering your penis and balls with molasses then pour enough cat litter on top so that molasses isn't visible anymore, and proceed to have anal sex with your partner.
"Whoa, I'm still cleaning up after last night. Brad gave me a back alley crumbnut and I'm still finding kitty litter all over!"

by Dr. Scandalicious/Tara H. January 19, 2009
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