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The Accommodator

an individual whom lives in a residence hall who typically lives with a stinky roommate...

Wednesdays being the key day of the week for accommodating...

This individual is often in a long term relationship Thursday's through Tuesday's.
"am I a whore?" "no, you're a slut." "no, you're just the accommodator"
by Calvin Weils April 24, 2008
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Re-accomodate

Beating the shit off someone for no apparent reason!
That paying customer on United airlines has been re-accomodated by the security a
by Vonkr April 10, 2017
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Ideal Accomodation

Hazlerigg-Rutland
Small and Mighty, That's the Ideal Accomodation
by mkgky15 November 16, 2017
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Penguin Accommodation Tasmania

Madsen retreat is close to the beach, cafes, shops, markets, 15 minute drive to Ulverstone, half hr drive to Devonport and 1.5 hr to Launceston for more information
by PenguinAccommodationTasmania October 30, 2018
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josh adcock

the kid with the biggest dick in his school
by timmjsohb November 14, 2018
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Universal Accomplice

A universal accomplice is an individual that helps demolish internal and external ablest beliefs systems. They promote self-reliance and interdependence consciously.
When people are aware of other individuals needs and take action to support them they can be called an universal accomplice .
by The Brassknucklebeauty October 17, 2021
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Real accomplishments

Seriously?

Hym "Oh yes of course, I forgot that one (Not really I haven't forgotten any of them). No, ALL accomplishments are real! Seriously. I seriously mean that when I say it. All of them are real. Especially the ones for which you're not given credit.
Really real. Some super real accomplishments that are totally earned and make you better than everyone. That's what all of your stuff is. Just... Just super real and super earned. Your social lysenkoism is true and correct and the only things more real than your accomplishments are retards. They're the most real people (in my book). I love this new version of honesty I'm trying! It's great because instead of saying what I want to say, I say what I'm allowed to say under threat of violence and theft. And that's how things shout be! Because if I'm allowed to say things people don't like, it's an affront to their ability to violence me. So I need to watch what I say to other people and other people need to... Not do that to me... Because if I violence people for saying things I don't like I go to prison immediately because I don't have fucku money... BUT NONE OF THAT MATTERS ANYMORE! I'm turning over a new leaf! Maybe I'll write a monologue later about how genetically and morally inferior I am to everyone (Especially retards with fat cocks). Or maybe a poem about how I should be respecting women for fucking retards. And then I'll find a woman who doesn't want to fuck me and just give her all my money. All of those are good plan! I'm definitely going to do most of them later."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2023
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