Accid

Some horrible armpit smell, so bad it smells like expired Axe deodorant turned into acid. Accid smell may take over the entire building in seconds. People say "Accid" smell is usually found in your coworker's overused jacket.

"EVACUATE THE BULDING, DONNA JUST TOOK OF HER ACCID SWEATER"

"When he gets his hands up, that accid smell makes anyone run for their lives"
Dude, your jacket is the definition of accid

Bro, you need some deodorant! You smell accid!!

by Howwedo November 21, 2014

accidental alabama

When you have a date with someone and you find out they are related to you.

I went on a hot date, but we had to cool it down because it turns out we pulled an accidental alabama... she was my cousin.

by m3m3 b01 girk February 5, 2018

Accidental Crucifixion

The process of accidentally crucifying someone, whether it be a false accusation or a faulty nail gun; it could be an uncontrollable act such as an addiction or an "accidental" nailing of someone to a cross

Whoops. I committed accidental crucifixion on Kristy by subconsciously nailing her hands to a cross and planting it in the ground.

by JustKiddingItsMeHillary February 19, 2019

Car Accident

When someone crashes into someone else or crashes into something

Max: Hey dude my friend just got in a car accident
Jack: Oh that's sad. Hope he's better

Max: Me too

by BusBusBusBusBus February 26, 2017

Accidental Game

When your swag is turned up so high, that your game goes on Auto Pilot.

As girl is walking away...

Guy 1 (in a joking way): "Did you get shorter?"

Girl blushes and turns around

Guy 2: "Dude nice accidental game."

by SnacksOnSnacks2 June 28, 2009

accidental thumb

When you're using Facebook messenger and you accidentally hit the thumb on the right side of the screen. It sends it right away, so there's no going back. It's an oversized blue thumb that gets inserted into your thread of texts. Often happens when you're having conversations that would be totally inappropriate to give a thumbs up.

Two people messaging on FB:

Johnny: "I just got back from the vet. My dogs eye was bleeding from the inside."
Daphs: "(thumbs up)"
Daphs: "Shit, that was an accidental thumb. I'm sorry to hear about your dog."

thumbs up facebook inappropriate whoops oversized texting messaging FB

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies September 9, 2016

The Car Accident

The process of two males running full speed at eachother, while naked, while having raging hard-ons, and hitting penis first.

I was at this party until some guys tried to pull off The Car Accident. They barely escaped with their dicks.

by InternationalBongWater17 January 15, 2014