Lesbian-abler

The man, who so disgusts a woman so much that, after dating and dumping him, she gives up on the male gender completely, and jumps the fence.

Dude, Todd was such a dick to Charlotte, that she dumped him and became a lesbian. He was her lesbian-abler.

by jjm0291 January 9, 2010

differently abled

adj. Politically correct 1990s euphemism meaning "disabled". Contrary to what the words may suggest, "differently abled" does NOT mean "having different abilities;" more precisely it means "lacking expected abilities." Since mental disability is generally associated with much more social stigma than physical disability (and hence is ripe for being described by a "sensitive" PC vocabulary), "differently abled" is most frequently encountered in similar contexts as "special". With this in mind, persons of non-retarded status should construe the phrase as a deep insult.

What the teacher thinks: "Goddamn, that was funny! Why do they insist on mainstreaming these plainly retarded kids...they're so distracting to my class..."

What the teacher says: "Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves for laughing when our differently abled peers gave their fine interpretation of Hamlet."

by Carl Willis January 18, 2005

Ables

A legendary name given to the man who fought alongside Abraham Lincoln during the Battle of Little Big Horn. It is said that a man carrying this name would have only one known weakness, triceps. When approached by an "Ables" try not to look him in the eyes he has been known to steal souls.

1. Did you hear that "Ables" killed a gorilla last week.
2. Only an "Ables" has the power to defeat the darkside.

by T.K. Harper June 8, 2008

gary ablett

Gary Ablett was also - ironically - the name of a prominent Australian Rules football player who was involved in the controversial drug overdose death of a 20 year old woman - in Feb 2000 - who he had reportedly shared a full bag of 'Gary Abletts' (ecstasy tablets) and snorted heroin with.

Gary Ablett and his lady friend dropped a lot of Gary Abletts.

by Stuart A May 17, 2007

abless

Abless is a sweet girl who got a tight puss puss, she's pretty cute and got a really nice ass she the type of girl that makes you think "why hasent she texted me back , am I really that ugly?" she's funny, caring , and an all around hottie that anyone would be blessed to have

Caren: Say my name
me: ugh abless that puss puss so tight

by zackfranks September 6, 2016

Ableton user

Untalented person who thinks their song is “good” meanwhile it’s just him """rapping""" with a trap beat playing in the background like bg music.

There are exceptions such as kawaisprite though.

Attacks anyone who uses fl studio too.

Ableton user: Yo this shit fire *metal clanking against a trash can*

Anyone with common sense: bruh your shit bad

Ableton user: BRUHJWHAKAJAJ YOU FL STUDIO USER HAHAHAHAHAHA TRASH MSUCIS TARSH!1!1!1!1!1!1!

Anyone with common sense: what?

by Massive rotating balls god October 30, 2022

Hattie Abley

hattie abley, how does one start? god this girl is just amazing. shes just a bundle of happiness and beauty. she is most well known for her song "3 am" (now available on sound cloud). but also known for her incredible inside jokes. many of these jokes are prominently featured on her instagram story (@hagsjustwannahavefun). there are many jokes such as her group of friends coining the term "backyardigang" referring to the backyadigans, and seemingly radish-related puns with a girl running a dodie fan account.

hattie is a very talented young woman who you could say is able(y) to do anything her puts her mind to. she runs three instagram accounts where she has many loving online friendships.

one could easily aspire to be or be like miss hattie abley with her impeccable charming characteristics.

"Gosh I wish I could be like Hattie Abley"
"Do you know Hattie Abley? She's one talented hag!"
"Have you heard Hattie Abley's song "3 am"? Get it on SoundCloud now!"

by personnumber374 May 27, 2019