australian mustache

Finely trimmed pubic hair on a man or a woman.

Your mother's skirt was so short I could see her australian mustache.

by Capt. Morgan March 11, 2007

Australian Zimberwak

The sexual act of a male ejaculated on a woman's face then proceeding to blow dry it dry. The male then scrapes the dry cum off of her face and forces the cum into her vagina with his finger and then goes on to eat her out.

Guy 1: Dude I just had an Australian Zimberwak. It was horribly awesome!

Guy 2: Don't talk to me, that stuff is gross.

by AUSSIEgoloco973 August 29, 2011

australian abortion

When a sheila runs up to a roo with her hands up like she's about to box him so that he kicks her in the uterus. This is a 100% effective contraceptive

Plan B is too expensive, just pop over to the outback and get an Australian abortion.

by i'm on smoko May 12, 2018

Australian beef

one of two non-beef-related products:

1) McDonald's meat patties

2) my Australian cock

have you tried Australian beef?

by assbastard April 17, 2007

Australian Lumberjack

When you're doing your girlfriend, you take her arm, break it, shove it up her ass, then take a crap in her mouth and tape it shut.

Ow, I just got Australian Lumberjacked, now I need a Band-Aid

by Crotch Scrotuzzle May 19, 2011

Australian Kiss

Kissing the female vagina

No, did you really australian kiss her?

by msgrandman April 1, 2010

proud to be australian

proud to be Australian is a little sentence used by Australians. the stupidest thing that has ever been said by anyone. why would anyone be proud to be that. you all hate your own creations: such as the company holden. you all prefer to drive ford which is true American and whats even worse is that there is a little bit of rivalry between the two countries. the hate in your hip hop scene is unbelievable. your all Australian get along! but the worse one is racism. back in the day you came here and took the land from aboriginals and then you created the stolen generation program to wipe out all the aboriginals. tell me what person has the sort of mind to even think of that. that is probably the most mental thing I have ever seen in my life. getting rid of a culture, was it because their dicks are bigger? or was because their skin was darker? then you finally stopped picking on them in the 90's. I would really hate to be an Australian. sure every country had their own fights between black and white but it didn't end in the 90's

Bazza: im so proud to be Australian, true blue aussie.

joe: why would you be proud to be one of those.
bazza: true blue mate, straya for life. why wouldn't you be proud.
joe: because you cockheads wanted to kill a whole culture.

by proud not to be australian September 14, 2013