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Trades Assistant

When someone is so infatuated with their male workmate that they want to do everything they can to assist them: feed them, wash them, dress them, undress them, assist them go toilet, wipe them, felate them
George was so infatuated with his workmate Mace that he asked if he could be Maces trades Assistant
by Damo the Leb April 16, 2019
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Assistant Chief

Assistant chief usually serves the cheif and deputy chief of their fire department most small departments have two assistant chiefs and they will take command on the scene if the cheif or deputy chief are not on scene
Fire chief: go talk to my assistant chief I'm busy at the moment.
Civilian: ok thanks for directing me to someone.
by NFD-42j7_sam_ray April 4, 2018
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assist job

The Assist Job, known as an "assist" or an "AJ"; is conciliatory gesture performed by placing ones hand, or a finger at a minimum, on the hand, wrist, or forearm of another individual who is actively masturbating. It is performed by someone who feels they may owe a sexual favor to someone after receiving an expensive dinner or gift.
She definitely was not interested in him, but she gave him an Assist Job because she felt guilty about the theater tickets he bought.
by Mark and Suz March 20, 2017
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aim assist

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by LOLITSALEEX September 24, 2017
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hole assist

When your dick can't handle anymore asshole so you gotta tag your friend in for help to finish the job.
This dude wants to keep fucking but I have a limp dick. Can I get a hole assist?
by CorgiFarts June 4, 2017
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Assistant Simp

When you wingman a Simp yet you are not a simp yourself.
"Today I helped Elliot get this girl he was after."

"You mean that simp? So you're basically his Assistant Simp?"
by Sh0rtkakke March 25, 2020
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Alabama Assistance

Alabama Assistance ; When your cousin / brother / sister helps you take and send nudes.
" My sister helped me take a nude to send to my boyfriend later. "
" So you got that Alabama Assistance from your sister ? "
by Lessee~Chan April 10, 2020
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