do frogs have watertight assholes?

An answer to any question which is obviously yes.

Dude: Are you shitfaced?
Guy: Do frogs have watertight assholes?

by twobitp October 13, 2006

Lovable Asshole

A person who's an asshole,dickhead, or douche but is still pretty lovable because they aren't an asshole to the full extent nor a that one relentless shithead who's always giving you a hard time. A lot of sarcastic people are lovable asshole.

Can be a friend and an asshole at the same time.

Morrissey of The Smiths is a lovable asshole.
Thom Yorke of Radiohead is also a lovable asshole.

by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI July 19, 2011

assholette

The female version of an asshole.

Geez, that women is an assholette.

by Word-a-minute December 25, 2008

assholehead

Someone who presents themself as an utterly incompetent moron, consistantly fucking up whatever he/she does, it makes u wonder if there's an asshole where his/her brain would normally be.

You crapped in your pants again you assholehead?

by TheN C November 25, 2009

Asshole faceman

A person that talks so much shit, that there face to you looks like an ass. They are cocky, but unattractive, yet they think they are the shit. They are commonly mistaken for duchebags, but dont be fooled.

Chris mundy thinks he is the shit, but everyone knows he is an asshole faceman.

by Shadacancer May 1, 2010

asshole doctor

Plain and simple: a proctologist.

Not this morning Dean, I have an appointment with the asshole doctor at 8:15 so he can take a look at my anal warts!

by Telephony May 16, 2014

asshole

an asshole is anyone who; does stupid stuff, is a jerk, lies to you, plays jokes on you, hits on your girlfriend, says stupid stuff, or anything else you can think of...its a pretty universal word

that asshole just belly flopped off the high dive

that asshole just ate my lunch

you asshole, whyd you set my alarm at 4:00??

stop hitting on my gf asshole

why would you say some dumb shit like that you asshole?

asshole

by micky d May 24, 2006