Alan Greenspam

The former head of the Federal Anti-junk-e-mail Administration. We all sorely miss him.
Ever since the ultra-capable Alan Greenspam retired, everyone's e-mail inboxes have been flooded with unheard-of levels of junk mail, despite massive blocking and repeated spam-filter upgrades.
by QuacksO February 16, 2017
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Alan Gage

(n) the lowest of low on the n00b scale; the most undeserving of the jet pack in Ice Cream Man; the player with the lowest rating in Team Swat; the most Balstic player ever
Alan Gage, no jet pack for you!
by Buddy S :) October 12, 2010
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Alan's mom

A sexy person that makes you cream in your pants. She is the sexiest mom in the world.
I fucked Alan's mom last night

Must have been creamy!
by Mr. cream de la cream February 04, 2022
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alan a bot

The biggest bot in the world sucks 🍆
And enjoys being a big bot🗿nnn
ALAN a bot is a bot and sucks at every game
by Rakuten fcb July 29, 2019
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Alan Fridays

When someone got so drunk on a Thursday night or throughout the week that they are completely trashed on Friday, and need to constantly consume water or carbs to absorb / dilute the blood alcohol level. A more deadly version of a normal hangover.
Me: “Dood, wtf is wrong with you?”
Alan: “i drank too much last night now I’m just throwing up like a btch.”
Me: “damn... just another case of Alan Fridays”
by NotAlanT December 09, 2020
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Alan Choi07

A highly intelligent dog of chinese descent. Usually known as ChoiChoi to humans. Alan Choi07 has displayed immense intellect by displaying the capability to converse in both English and dog language. Due to the misunderstood threat that Alan Choi07 can pose to the chinese authorities, it has been neutered.
Alan Choi07 on his capacity for foreign language ; "Meow"
by arieslazarel July 09, 2009
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