alan sanchez

The most Hispanic guy you will ever meet despite being born in the United States. Extremely shy and terrible at video games despite being an avid fan of roblox since he was born.

Guy 1: Dude did you know alan sanchez still plays roblox!
Guy 2: Wtf we are in college

by Dead panda meat October 17, 2021

Alan Gage

(n) the lowest of low on the n00b scale; the most undeserving of the jet pack in Ice Cream Man; the player with the lowest rating in Team Swat; the most Balstic player ever

Alan Gage, no jet pack for you!

by Buddy S :) October 15, 2010

alan a bot

The biggest bot in the world sucks 🍆
And enjoys being a big bot🗿nnn

ALAN a bot is a bot and sucks at every game

by Rakuten fcb July 29, 2019

Alan Velasquez

A beautiful Mexican born country music lover who is a little too into his sideburns. Is going to Illinois State University.. and will get it daily nightly and ever so rightly.

Wanna chill with Alan Velasquez tonight?
I would, but he's gettin it in and getting his laundry done at the same time.

by Guerinpridewoo April 26, 2011

SKIDDY ALANS

A pair of underpants that have felt the full force of a follow through

"don't you throw them bloody skiddy alans at me"

by jimmy84 May 13, 2008

Alan Choi07

A highly intelligent dog of chinese descent. Usually known as ChoiChoi to humans. Alan Choi07 has displayed immense intellect by displaying the capability to converse in both English and dog language. Due to the misunderstood threat that Alan Choi07 can pose to the chinese authorities, it has been neutered.

Alan Choi07 on his capacity for foreign language ; "Meow"

by arieslazarel July 8, 2009

Alan's mom

A sexy person that makes you cream in your pants. She is the sexiest mom in the world.

I fucked Alan's mom last night

Must have been creamy!

by Mr. cream de la cream February 4, 2022