by jdidjf July 16, 2022
by Sensible Portions June 03, 2023
josh: i just spent 4 hours watching reels
harry: mate you need to stop veggie maxxing and lock tf in
harry: mate you need to stop veggie maxxing and lock tf in
by wagwandelila February 06, 2025
A yummy concoction of vegetables encased in bread. No longer called a pocket because of the crude relation to belly button lint.
"So. What are you eating for dinner?"
"Dude. Im eating an amazing baked veggie capsule. Because im a badass vegetarian. Gotta represent."
"Dude. Im eating an amazing baked veggie capsule. Because im a badass vegetarian. Gotta represent."
by Brianne King September 19, 2006
Reagan is the biggest Yellow Veggie
by Little Trevy Dog July 20, 2018
The act of penetrating a potato, celery or a carrot into the a-hole vigorously. Depending on preference before the penetration you or the person you are sexually pleasuring might like to take a big SHAT on the desired vegetable.
"Last night I got a juicy veggie moin, and Shaun SHAT on the carrot before sliding it into my tight anus"
by celery,potato,carrot March 24, 2017
A hypothetical phenomenon in which a vegetable is equipped with corrective eyewear, thereby granting it the optical capability to perceive its environment.
This process, rooted in the highly questionable field of horticultural optics, suggests that cucumbers may gain an improved sense of spatial awareness and carrots could finally read the fine print on nutrition labels. The implications for vegetable-based vision enhancement are still largely theoretical, though it's believed to be most effective when combined with a healthy dose of imagination and a pinch of absurdity.
This process, rooted in the highly questionable field of horticultural optics, suggests that cucumbers may gain an improved sense of spatial awareness and carrots could finally read the fine print on nutrition labels. The implications for vegetable-based vision enhancement are still largely theoretical, though it's believed to be most effective when combined with a healthy dose of imagination and a pinch of absurdity.
by apr1l1 January 14, 2025