trouser squish

When you step in a puddle, it's the little bit of water that slowly but surely crawls up your pant leg. It's annoying as heck.
"Dang it!"
"What is it Rylee?"
"I got major trouser squish!"
by ShaquishaTheGreat March 26, 2010
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trouser tuck

v. the act of inserting one's penis into the waistband of the pants to conceal an erection
"The teacher called me to the board while in the act of day dreaming about jen's breasts, therefore i immediatley used the trouser tuck to conceal my hardened penis. and no one was the wiser."
by Samuel Conner May 03, 2010
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trouser globes

the slang word for testicles.
from the testicles being round or oval and being contained in a hairy sack in your trousers.
originated by an aussie and his thought processes
you beaut' hairy trouser globes!
OR i got itchy trouser globes
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Trouser burrito

A more solid former of trouser chilli.
The little boy had a rather larger trouser burrito in his jeans.
by Gustercat January 01, 2017
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Trouser Chili

Pushing out a wet fart while at the urinal... noticing shit in your underwear a few hours later. Trouser chili!
Dude, you better check your drawers for trouser chili after that wet dart you let fly!
by Dangerous Danny April 08, 2018
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Trouser Chili

Liquid poop with no form; usually after a lot of beer drinking and eating greasy food.
Man I thought I had to fart but instead I made a batch of Trouser Chili!
by Shit the Bed Fred June 28, 2019
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Bommy trousers

When the trousers are so embarrassing that it makes you feel uncomfortable and cringe, some examples may include jeans with buttons on the back pockets, dungarees - the old fashioned type (also known as overalls), cords (corduroy trousers), trousers with plastic buttons instead of metal buttons.
“Look at Credence’s trousers it’s making me feel uncomfortable and cringe I can’t believe he’s wearing jeans with buttons on the pockets” exclaimed Wilbur

“ I know right they are totally bommy trousers !!” Agreed Chika
by John you June 06, 2023
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