Dogs

All that is good and true in this existence. When used in language, dogs can take on a nearly infinite amount of meanings.

Common uses:

1. As both a greeting and a farewell.

Ex: "Oh, you're leaving? Dogs."

"Dogs! I haven't seen you in a while!"

2. An expression of affirmation or approval.

Ex: "That concert was dogs."

3. An acknowledgement of our existential condition.

Ex: "...................................dogs................."

See also : shiny dogs, dumb dogs, beagle dogs, funny dogs.

by DogsDogsDogsDogs July 23, 2011

dogged

said of a pan or dish that has been put on the floor for the dog to lick, and therefore, clean

That pan's not clean, it's just been dogged.

by Fish That Swims November 25, 2009

dogging

The act of skipping or avoiding a certain amount of time or the full day of your work, school, etc.

Kevin is dogging fifth period. It's Music, so I can't really blame him.

by ScottishHuman November 14, 2016

dog on

A kind of codeword used by atheists. It's no god spelled backwards.

"Dog on, brother."

"Penn Jillette, the fat guy from Penn & Teller, has a liscense plate that says Dog On."

by talley February 25, 2007

On Dogs

An agreement for which you cannot lie. If you lie you get punched into the face for each lie.

john:did you steal my money?
tim: naw man i didn't
john: say on dogs
tim:naw man
john:(punch tim in the face for lying on dogs)

by Toney Starks January 2, 2008

Dog

Fuzzy home creature

My dog is very fuzzy and cute!

by PUPPY DOH January 22, 2017

dog eat dog

"Survival of the fittest" in its most literal definition. Everyone fends for themselves. If you can't take care of yourself, you get eliminated.

It's a dog eat dog world out there, and they're running out of napkins.

by MAP July 15, 2005