ScottishHuman's definitions

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Often used as an exclamation of, 'Well the internet is a f****d up place and there's nothing me or anyone else can do about it.

*watches weird video, sees weird photo, etc.* ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by ScottishHuman September 18, 2016

dogging

The act of skipping or avoiding a certain amount of time or the full day of your work, school, etc.

Kevin is dogging fifth period. It's Music, so I can't really blame him.

by ScottishHuman November 14, 2016

fts

Abbreviation for;
1: Fuck this shit
2: Fuck that shit

1: I can't beat this level, fts!
2: Wait what? It's Stacey's party? Fts!

by ScottishHuman October 1, 2016

eejit

Scottish and Irish slang for idiot.

Person 1: Did you hear? Steve fell over a fucking rock!
Person 2: Oh my god! What a fucking eejit he is!

by ScottishHuman December 9, 2016

fatass

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH 'fat ass'.

1 - Fatass = someone or something that is fat.
2 - Fat ass = a big ass.

1: Dude, my cat is such a fatass!
2: Damn, she got a fat ass!

by ScottishHuman February 10, 2017