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Take a Ted Cruz

When you go on vacation right when your job needs you the most
Texas Senator Ted Cruz went to Cancún when snow storms devastated Texas.

"Work is having a crisis I don't feel like dealing with, so I'm going to take a Ted Cruz."
by Texas Caveman February 19, 2021
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Ted Cruz Syndrome

Ted Cruz Syndrome (TCS) is a common disorder that affects members of The Republican Party, particularly lawmakers of the United States Congress. Signs and symptoms of the disorder usually include sedition, repeating of Russian propaganda, gas, bloating, rapid weight gain, insulting United States military, chronic denial of the January 6th Insurrection and allegiance to Donald Trump. TCS is a chronic condition with no known cure.

Differential Diagnosis: Cancun Cruz
"My aunt Jackie told me that Uncle Bob was diagnosed with Ted Cruz Syndrome. I wonder if that MAGA hat he kept wearing was a clue."

"Dude you won't shut up about the Insurrection being a big hoax. Are you sure you don't have Ted Cruz Syndrome?"

"That girl I've been dating for the past couple weeks? Well she finally invited me to her apartment. When I walked in the door she had posters of Donald Trump everywhere. I wonder if she has TCS?"
by StandForBetter May 21, 2021
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Take a Ted Cruz

When you leave your constituents to freeze to death, so you could go on a vacation.
Man I'm so tired of working for the people of this state, Its so cold and there is no power.

Don't worry you just need to "Take a Ted Cruz" to Cancun for a few weeks.
by FUDGEPOOP February 18, 2021
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jay cruz armoreda

Chicken farmer from lebanon who likes sugar booties on the side , Knocks on doors to say "Meeeep Meeeep need any gooodies?!"
Me- "Your such a jay cruz armoreda ! "
You- " My sugar booties do not cause acne hoe ! "
by Chicken executers March 27, 2009
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Nicolas Cruz

Some kid that goes to CSHS. No girl likes him and he can't seem to get that in his head for some reason.
Person 1: You know Nicolas Cruz!?
Person 2: Yeah, he tried to ask me out, like, what the fuck, doesn't he know, no girl likes him!
Person 1: why can't he get that in his head!?
by UwU-69 April 5, 2020
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Shoot da cruz

The locals of Hawaii use the term "shoot da cruz" to signify hanging out.
Eh brah, we go shoot da cruz down by Wallz!
by MzBoobies808 September 1, 2010
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tohma dela cruz

tohma a.k.a "tohma dela cruz" is a well known thing in filipino genshin tiktok , filipino genshin fans also make him a fuccboi his well known teams are kaeya garcia ,childe santos , and scramouche . conyo tohmas love interest is kamisato ayaka she is also known as a school/class president in conyo tohma skits.
tohma: pwede ba kitang yayain?
ayaka: saan?
t: sa pasyalan.
a: sige ba.
t: pagkatapos ituloy na sa kasalan.
a: ha.! baliw kba?
t: ito naman ndi mabiro.
a: parang gago ka kc.!
t: hehe halika dito
'' mr. tohma dela cruz what do you think your doing?!"
by kleeberry_ August 6, 2021
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