2 On

To be drunk and high at the same time. Also known as being cross faded.

"Man i was 2 on at that party Saturday.
"I love to get 2 on"

by Trilluminaughty November 11, 2014

2 + 2 = 5

2+2=5 comes from the book "1984", where the Government had so deeply trained society to instantly, without thought, accept any official statement as true and instantly erase the past (2+2=4). Harkens to the Marxist belief that the State is the ultimate truth and individuals with an alternate "truth" are dissidents. Some employers and leaders also fall into this belief that reality is nothing but paradigms despite empiric facts offered by "not a team player" people.

2 + 2 = 5 because that is the party line.

by T. F. October 1, 2005

2-4

When you get in trouble at Hyde School, you go "out to work" or on 2-4 where you spend all day doing manual labor and community service to "think" about what you made a mistake about. You get shit on by all faculty and are looked down upon by the head of school. Students in deans area "proctor" the students on 2-4 even if they are breaking ethics but just aren't getting caught. You have to sit at a different table than everyone, you can't talk to anyone, and you have these awful bootcamp workouts you have to do. And then you have a 3.5 hour "study hall" thats also proctored where kids dont do shit.

"Why you on 2-4?"
"I had brothers keeper on Eliza smoking a cig..."

by billy98798 December 8, 2012

2 girls 1 cup

Disgusting. Don't even look it up.

"Hey dude! Where's Claudia?"
"She gouged her eyes out after watching 2 girls 1 cup."

by certie January 8, 2008

2 bomb

A two litre bottle of cider, Mainly strongbow.

Person 1 : What you drinking tonight?
Person 2 : Might just get a 2 bomb.
Person 1 : Strongbows nasty.

by Weesteve February 27, 2009

2 Times

2X (tōō tīe-mz) To fuck a bitch and or to fuck up a bitch with a long ass mother fucking dick. Also affiliated with Mandingo, FAFSA refunds, Acts of Congress, and other long ass things. Alternatively, the feeling hoes get when a 2 Times member fucks them, also known as the “twice the nigga in they guts syndrome”.

Karen: I think I might have internal bleeding. I can't walk without a wheelchair .

Bonquisha: You must have have been with one of those guys from 2 Times.

by Lilnawfside October 26, 2017

2 for 1 cannibalism

Getting a girl pregnant, wait for about 7 months, and when you eat her, you get a small, unborn child as well.

Last month I got a 2 for 1 cannibalism deal with this girl, tasted so good.

by nuttery November 6, 2017