scat claws

A woman who intentionally grows her nails out long or glues on fake nails solely for the purpose of scrapping shit from her ass because she is paranoid about using a restroom where adequate toilet paper is not available.

That nasty bitch Edna is scat claws. She got enough shit on her nails to fertilize 40 acres.

by 23rd Chromosome April 6, 2016

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octopus claws

When you're holding a cat and they suddenly sprout claws from every limb, usually when they know what's coming and they don't like it

I went to take my cat inside and she went all octopus claws

by iglesia1995 May 16, 2008

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Cat's Claws

A black pair of latex gloves with one hard plastic "claw" extending from each digit's tip. Used variously as a kinky sex toy, a method of punishment in bdsm, or merely as a turn on for those who are feline inclined

Jamie drew the Cat's Claws down Steven's back, smiling as she heard him groan in pain.

by ChocAh0L1C July 27, 2012

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barracuda claw

A fupa so worn out it is past state of roast beef it just looks like lips hanging down like a claw and u can visually see it threw pants.

that bitchs pussy so worn out she has a barracuda claw fighting to get out

by Mopar2413 May 6, 2018

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coventry claw

When you make a C out of your fingers using the middle, index and thumb. Sticking your middle and index in the pink and thumb in the stink.

Steve: what you doing tonight mate?

Keith: giving the misses the Coventry Claw.

Steve: nice man, my girl never lets me do that :(

by Coventrian July 3, 2016

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Slop Claw

The hand that one uses to dig out the "slob" from there deepest crevices. The hand one uses to remove the excrement from their rear.

Guy 1: "Hey it smells like slop in there!"

Guy 2: "Yea I'm almost done, pass me some toilet paper to cover my slop claw"

Guy 1: "Jesus, you smell terrible!"

Women 1: "Yea ever since I fell off my skateboard, and broke my slop claw, it's impossible to wipe!"

by Don Cuckold March 12, 2014

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