Jersey Jab

When you go down the shore and absolutely rail a girl right in her fucking pussy till it bleeds.

"Yo mark I got drunk at seaside heights and showed this girl a real fucking Jersey Jab."

by Osama 69/11 June 22, 2023

jab shield

Is what you say when someone either within a defined perimeter, or smell-shot radius of you, farts. If you are the farter, you must pass the fart by tapping (or hitting) someone, and then shouting jab shield, which prevents it from being passed back. If someone smells your fart they can shout jabshield before you have decided to even pass it, thereby alerting others to the fart. The objective is to not be the person stuck with the fart.

Bill: {fart}
Bill hits Bob
Bill: Jab shield!
Bob: Doh!
Ben: Jab shield!
Bryan: Jab shield!
Bob hits Bernard
Bob: Jabshield!
Bernard: Dammit!

Bernard is stuck with the fart.

by yoyoyoyourmama July 26, 2006

Angel jab

When someone encourages you to take the nicer option. Instead of the mean one

I was totally going to make you guys walk but Amy gave me an Angel Jab and said "don't be mean give them a ride"

by Groundhogg June 5, 2017

CUM JAB

When you stick your dick in the womens vagina just as you cum.

Steven, instead of pulling out went in and gave her a cum jab!

by nobstickle 5000 August 2, 2016

Jug Jab

HRT estrogen injection for MTF

Titty skittles are bad for you so I'm doing the jug jab

by Jordynnnnnnnnn August 18, 2023

JAB (just a bro)

Used to signify to others that an individual is just a bro. No more, no less.

Dude, is it true you have a thing for Jennifer?
Nah man, she's jab.
Jab? As in she's just a bro?
Took the words right outta my mouth

Hey, do you have a thing for Billy?
Nahhh, hes jab.
Oh, just a bro!

-JAB (just a bro)-

by jfreshh February 15, 2019

jab

to sleep with a fool muslim foolishely,or to marry with him,when you are having good jabs at night middle,even where every time,at all!Circumcisions,yeah you remebered all of them have these days,yum!

My friend servant,had found out her and she married him,she couldn,t but at last wasjabbedby,in the delta of not having me (I wasn,t that all around her) and not being having a man and being very sexily hungered at a last, agreed to marry this serf,who that nothing more was than that!

by bad,good? November 6, 2019