Heavy as fuck

A large two wheel death machine commonly referred to as a sled, that moves along earth based substances.
Capable of ejecting its pilot at slow to ‘oh fuck’ speeds.

Carrying more household shit than is usually needed.
A large fuel carrying ability with a small sedan sized motor thumping away between the legs of its pilot.
When dropped or a sticky situation does arise, the pilot is usually heard bleating out ‘fucking thing is heavy as fuck’!

‘The fuck dude that thang looks as heavy as fuck’

by anonymous March 14, 2021

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Get the Heavy as fuckmug.

Fuck-upitude

The amount in which you fuck up in life. Edison said "I know 1,000 ways NOT to make a lightbulb"

Man my Fuck-upitude is almost on Edison levels at this point.

by RateingAwesome September 9, 2022

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Get the Fuck-upitudemug.

Fuck around and find out

Doing some risky shit, and then regret it later

he quickly learned that you don't "fuck around and find out" with someone as resourceful as her.

by ICaca12 March 2, 2024

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Get the Fuck around and find outmug.

i kindly ask you to go fuck off

Polite way of saying "fuck off"

Guy 2: fucking with Guy 1
Guy 1: (Is frustrated) i kindly ask you to go fuck off.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ September 25, 2021

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Get the i kindly ask you to go fuck offmug.

Ear fucked

When someone talks non stop and the other person is expected to listen and say nothing. The talker is content to talk and wants no interruptions. The listener feels trapped and wishes the talker would shut up or die.

“She ear fucked me for a full hour and would not let me speak. I finally got away by telling her I was late for a penile implant.”

by geekqueen June 2, 2024

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