fuck the dog

Make breakfast in Canada but using mostly syrup, poutine and eggs bought with only 5 Canadian pesos

Matt was tired from his sales job and partying all night so you decided to fuck the dog since he didn't have his wallet.

by Ethree6 April 22, 2022

Fuck Google

Fuck Google, - expressing frustration, anger and powerlessness over Google and other corporations invasive practices og doublespeech (ie. "We care about your privacy)

Trying to turn this alarm off, my phone is locked, why is the assistant suddenly talking??? Fuck Google

by Rip Kirby October 15, 2022

fucking dumbass

When someone does, say, or simply is incredibly stupid that even dumbass can't describe their stupidity

"dude, Jake tries to push open a door when it literally has a sign which says pull"
"bruh what a fucking dumbass"

by Gabtron August 27, 2023

Croutonous Fuck

When your cracker friend is like family but they can’t say the n-word, but they have keys to the BBQ.

“You coming to the house this weekend you Croutonous Fuck?”

by Riddikuluslessness October 18, 2023

Rodeo Fucking

When one jams his dick up his girlfriend or wife's ass, slaps her in the head, tells her that her sister is a better fuck than she'll ever hope to be and try to stay on for 8 seconds.

Man...the old lady doesn't have a clue that I'm going to do some rodeo fucking tonight.

by Mr. Kimber January 15, 2025

Fucking Werefags

A phrase who used by Demongoat of former Metokur fame to describe Drmusic and his work and others who use werecreature fursonas.

"Fucking Werefags ruin everything."

by MM132 August 25, 2012

Fuck Boy

A manipulative asshole. If your name is Landon then you more likely than not are one. Probably use people to get whatever you want.

Landon is such a fuck boy.

by ExtraFriESPLEASE May 28, 2017